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Syria-Lebanon-Iran
Saudi national arrested outside Ain al-Hilweh
2004-04-12
A Saudi national, named only as Ahmed S., was arrested as he was about to enter the Ain al-Hilweh Palestinian camp.
Now why would you arrest him?
He was dressed in Saudi national attire and attracted attention as he stood outside the camp.
"Hey, who's the guy in the white robe?"
He was questioned by camp officials and found to have Saudi ID papers all perfectly in order. He appeared to have entered the country legally and had come to Ain al-Hilweh in order to "struggle for the sake of God and against the enemy."
He had a real Saudi ID card and entered the Lebanon legally? No wonder he stood out.

Ahmed had entered Lebanon by road from Syria. He said he had come to Ain al-Hilweh because he had heard so much about it.
"He heard all about Ain al-Hellhole and he still came here? Guards, arrest this man!"
Just another pilgrim to the last resting place of Abdullah Shreidi...
Posted by:Steve

#4  Ein el-Hellhole is the 9th holiest site in all Islam. Everybody knows that...
Posted by: Fred   2004-04-12 2:47:26 PM  

#3  That's RB's Al-Aska Paul...mufti, bush pilot, poet.
Posted by: Seafarious   2004-04-12 12:00:46 PM  

#2  O Brother Palestininans
I am a Saudi National
that has journeyed far and wide
to visit your village
and to learn of your struggle
against the hated Zionists.

What can I do to help
in your glorious struggle
against the enemy of the
great and noble Palestinian People?


"Well, how much money youz got in yer wallet, fer starters?. It has been pretty lean since Saddam (may he be free again)and his stash dried up. Iran is kicking some in, but the mail takes so long, nowadays."

I have no money to give
But I have my delicate hands
that have seen no work
And my life if need be
But I would rather spare it
If it please your excellency

Guards, arrest this man, he is worthless. Take his robe and give him this dirty nightshirt. He is a nutcase. By the way, do you do fatwas?

No

Then he is really worthless. Mamoud, lock this nut up.

This is the beginning of a cantata I am composing for Ain al-Hellhole in my spare time.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2004-04-12 11:49:47 AM  

#1  Hmmmm - as if the presence of this Saudi could make the hellhole worse?
Posted by: Frank G   2004-04-12 11:36:02 AM  

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