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Frat Brothers Steal, Eat Jumbo Goldfish
2004-04-17
Two former fraternity brothers Friday were sentenced to community service - but escaped jail - for stealing and eating a jumbo goldfish at the University of California, Santa Cruz. The men were drunk when they snatched Midas, an 18-inch koi fish that lived in a university-owned pond. The men fried the fish and fed it to fraternity pledges last year.
Fried? Everyone knows you serve koi grilled with soy sauce!
Casey Loop, 23, and Matthew Cox, 22, last month pleaded no contest of misdemeanor grand theft and vandalism. On Friday, a judge sentenced Loop to 300 hours of community service. Cox, who apologized for the prank immediately after the incident, was sentenced to 200 hours. They also received a combined five years probation. They could have received up to two years in jail. As part of their sentences, each man will have to work 40 hours at a Japanese institute that has a pond filled with koi.
"And don't you boys get any ideas, y'hear?"
The incident was filmed for the MTV series ``Fraternity Life,'' but never aired. Prosecutors used subpoenas to obtain out-takes.
Posted by:Steve White

#4  Rawsnacks: I thought koi were a kind of carp, probably tasted like shit. But expensive shit.

All goldfish are carp. The characteristics of carp are extreme fishiness and huge numbers of tiny bones. It's got to be cooked with many slices of ginger and green onions to get rid of the fishy taste. I can't believe a bunch of frat boys would eat a goldfish unless they had an expert chef on hand.
Posted by: Zhang Fei   2004-04-17 2:23:25 PM  

#3  I thought koi were a kind of carp, probably tasted like shit. But expensive shit.
Posted by: Rawsnacks   2004-04-17 9:18:58 AM  

#2  Mmmmmmm squish fish!
Posted by: Shipman   2004-04-17 6:40:58 AM  

#1  I'm glad that no blender was involved.
Posted by: Super Hose   2004-04-17 3:22:20 AM  

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