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Arabia
Terrorists Take to Abayas to Escape Dragnet
2004-04-26
And the UK is going to exempt muslim women from being photographed for their ID cards
A Saudi woman was recently attacked by a terrorist in Al-Faiha district of Riyadh during a police chase. The terrorist forced her to remove her abaya and used it to escape.
"Gimme them duds, baby!"
Such tactics are not uncommon; those wanted by the police often dress in women’s clothes to make their escape.
Or for some fairly kinky sexual adventuring...
The latest storming by police of a residential building in Al-Safa district has revealed that the suspects had been living there for three years and had often dressed as women without raising any suspicions on the part of their neighbors.
Except for the guns, of course. And the occasional explosion.
This is not a new problem for police. In the past six months, police have discovered many wanted men and overstayers dressed as women. The lawbreakers take advantage of the abaya when in public. Many other suspects have escaped by wearing women’s clothes.
... some by wearing women's underwear.
In the past year, police have discovered large quantities of abayas, make-up, wigs, women’s shoes and veils during raids. The terrorists evidently have no qualms about taking advantage of the modesty of women for criminal causes.
"What'd this babe that stole yer car look like?"
"'Bout six foot five, had a moustache. She was smoking a cigar. I'll never forget the delightful aroma...."
Lt. Col. Ayed Al-Luqmani, commander of the Passports Department’s patrol officers, said that female officers accompany his officials during inspections.
"Colonel! We found another dame with a hanger!"
"Oh, stop that, you brazen hussy!"
There are not many women inspectors but they are seen as vital at airports and other points of entry. Al-Luqmani said that it was very important to have women officers in order to make sure that those in women’s clothes are indeed women.
"Awright, sister! Lemme see them udders!... Ahah! Cantaloupes! Just as I thought!"
Posted by:tipper

#9  I remember that now Mike... tho the link seems to be overwhelmed. But my vision has one of the Bourka Boys playing a Slax-A-Phone which he rented from Bob. .
Posted by: Shipman   2004-04-26 5:51:07 PM  

#8  Shipman:

There already is such a thing as the Burka Band -- Afghanistan's #1 all-female techno-rave dance band.
Posted by: Mike   2004-04-26 5:00:02 PM  

#7  I'm seeing a great comedy. Two hardboy Jihadi's on the lamb join an all-bourka band. A blonde American harlot joins the band and sings unveiled. We'll film it in San Dieago.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-04-26 3:54:29 PM  

#6  "Oh, Mahmoud! And here I thought you were so rugged!"
Posted by: Mike   2004-04-26 3:18:04 PM  

#5  Saudi perspective at The Religious Policeman.
Posted by: Mark O   2004-04-26 2:24:23 PM  

#4  Mike,

as I recall, the gay folks used to consider the lumberjack song one of 'theirs'.
Posted by: mhw   2004-04-26 1:17:08 PM  

#3  pretty good, Mike!
Posted by: Frank G   2004-04-26 1:05:43 PM  

#2  I feel a song coming on . . .

I'm a terrorist and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

He's a terrorist and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I blow up things, I wear high heels,
A burkha and a bra.
I wish I was a girlie,
Just like dear Osama.
Posted by: Mike   2004-04-26 12:35:38 PM  

#1  pussy ass goat abusers!
Posted by: Dan   2004-04-26 12:10:18 PM  

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