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Israel-Palestine
Paleos scraping the bottom of the barrel to find boomers
2004-05-10
Israeli security forces thwarted a suicide bombing planned for Tel Aviv when they arrested a Palestinian hermaphrodite armed with a 15-kilogram bomb in the West Bank, Palestinian sources said.
Honest to God, we don't make this stuff up...
Amal Juma’a, 32, is a hermpahrodite who goes by the name Ahmed, Palestinian Authority sources told Army Radio. The report said the terror attack was planned for Monday. Israel Defense Forces troops arrested Juma’a in the West Bank city of Nablus and transferred her to the Shin Bet security service for questioning. Security forces also arrested the suspect’s 15-year-old brother and a neighbor of the same age, who were also being questioned Monday, Army Radio said.
When ’dire revenge’ meets a prepared, modern, well organized state it does dissapoint.
Posted by:Phil B

#17  You know Akhnaten, 1st monotheistic pharoh of Egypt was supposedly a Hermy. He fathered only girls.
Posted by: BigEd   2004-05-11 1:14:16 AM  

#16  Most hermpahrodites result from not having the right number of X & Y chromosomes. Do a search on Turner's syndrome and Kleinfilgers' (sp) syndrome. Its suprisingly common.
Posted by: Phil_B   2004-05-10 10:51:32 PM  

#15  So is this Hermie plumbed like an earthworm, or what?
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2004-05-10 10:03:30 PM  

#14  Being mean is all part of our happy, inconsequent charm!
Posted by: Sgt. Mom   2004-05-10 5:48:59 PM  

#13  You lot are just plain mean. As a famous airport philosopher said recently, "It's not nice to make fun of people with issues."
Posted by: Classical_Liberal   2004-05-10 5:45:39 PM  

#12  LOL. Softball wennies. Commenting on this story like using willie pete in the Koi pond.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-05-10 4:00:43 PM  

#11  I hate to disappoint you Mecutio, but it is from a legit Isralei newspaper (Haaretz).

There really was a suicide bomber with both sets of plumbing.

My question is; if they also arrested his-her "brother" was this "brother" likewise endowed?
Posted by: BigEd   2004-05-10 3:33:37 PM  

#10  Items from Scrappleface should be clearly marked as such. Someone might think this was real.
Posted by: Mercutio   2004-05-10 2:12:52 PM  

#9  What's astounding to me is that the mullahs allowed someone "so hideously cursed by allah" to live to his/her first birthday, much his/her 32nd.
Posted by: Dripping Sarcasm   2004-05-10 1:14:23 PM  

#8  The young jihadi's conditions, both mental and sexual, come from 1300 years of enthusiastic inbreeding.
Posted by: RWV   2004-05-10 1:09:33 PM  

#7  Oh my god, these guys really are something else,what next eh.wow.
Posted by: Shep UK   2004-05-10 1:03:28 PM  

#6  Cynic: I've said it before... if the boomers were growing up in the US, they'd be spending their adolescences and early 20's reading Sylvia Plath and contemplating suicide. That's the personality type that shines through in all of the profiles I keep reading. You never see the big husky guys with the fake bomb belts in the demonstrations off themselves, do you?

I hope that there's a special place in hell for the suicide bomber recruiters.
Posted by: 11A5S   2004-05-10 12:08:25 PM  

#5  I think that what we see here, contrary to current wisdom, is that a lot of the suicide bombers are not driven by idealism but by those forces that social outcasts of Palestinian society are subjected to.
Posted by: Cynic   2004-05-10 11:50:13 AM  

#4  But does she/he have to wear a burka? There's one for the mullahs.
Posted by: Spot   2004-05-10 11:18:59 AM  

#3  How do you think Amal feels?

like a chick with a package?
Posted by: Frank G   2004-05-10 10:43:07 AM  

#2  You're confused? How do you think Amal feels?
Posted by: ed   2004-05-10 10:38:52 AM  

#1  Does a hermaphrodite get 72 raisins? 36 of each? 72 of each?

Too damn many shades of gray... I'm so cornfused!
Posted by: Dar   2004-05-10 10:35:17 AM  

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