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New York, Washington Declared Muslim Holy Cities |
2004-05-10 |
ScrapplefaceIn a move designed to prevent future enemy attacks, the city councils of Washington D.C. and New York City today unanimously approved resolutions declaring both metropolitan areas "Muslim holy cities like Najaf, Kufa and Karbala in Iraq." |
Posted by:Mike Sylwester |
#10 TomAnon, Did you really mean to leave out Staten Island? On second thought, you did. |
Posted by: Eric Jablow 2004-05-10 9:34:15 PM |
#9 I just had a burpa - does that make me a convert? |
Posted by: Frank G 2004-05-10 9:00:17 PM |
#8 Or it could be that Jennifer was being exquisitely sarcastic and adding a deft satirical touch of her own... |
Posted by: .com 2004-05-10 8:35:36 PM |
#7 The fact that so many people take Scrappleface initially seriously shows that there is nothing that is unbelievable in regards to the people we are fighting. |
Posted by: BigEd 2004-05-10 8:07:42 PM |
#6 "...so such a move would be submission." Not to mention a violation of the Equal Opportunity laws. |
Posted by: Old Grouch 2004-05-10 8:05:42 PM |
#5 Only Muslims are allowed to blow up stuff in Islamic Holy Cities, so such a move would be submission. |
Posted by: ruprecht 2004-05-10 12:49:39 PM |
#4 Would this apply to all Four Bouroughs of New York and the area inside the Beltway of Washington DC? |
Posted by: TomAnon 2004-05-10 12:17:13 PM |
#3 Yeah. And you may even have to wear one of those burkas too... |
Posted by: steved 2004-05-10 12:08:09 PM |
#2 Jennifer. This is satire. It's Scrappleface. |
Posted by: Deacon Blues 2004-05-10 11:59:03 AM |
#1 That's outrageous. Now they are going to want us to wear one of those burpas. |
Posted by: Jennifer 2004-05-10 11:44:25 AM |