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| Man Fatally Bitten by Sexually Aroused Horse |
| 2004-05-10 |
| Important safety tip here... A sexually excited stallion bit a Polish man to death when he tried to calm the beast, which had become uncontrollably aroused by a nearby mare, police said. "The 24-year-old man, identified as Robert R., was bitten when he tried to calm his horse, which had become unsettled by the presence of a mare in the vicinity," a duty officer in the Baltic port of Szczecin told Reuters. The horse went wild and began straining and bucking while pulling a farm cart through the village. An autopsy would determine whether the direct cause of death was a severed jugular vein or damaged spine. |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #10 That depends. You gonna nibble or bite? |
| Posted by: Wilbur 2004-05-10 9:56:24 PM |
| #9 Wilbur...is that a carrot in your pocket? |
| Posted by: Mr Ed 2004-05-10 9:53:27 PM |
| #8 Hmmm ... exactly which videos do you mean, Charles? LOL I don't remember anything like that in Black beauty or in Man from Snowy River either. But then, I don't watch videos often ... Perhaps your viewing habits are ... umm ... more eclectic than mine. |
| Posted by: rkb 2004-05-10 7:43:49 PM |
| #7 So they don't care what species you are if they're in heat rkb? That explains all those vidoes.... |
| Posted by: Charles 2004-05-10 6:52:24 PM |
| #6 #4 More than horny. Anyone who comes between a stallion and a mare in heat is a direct competitor, as far as the stallion is concerned, especially if they smell of testosterone, no matter which species. Have you ever SEEN films of stallions fighting? Teeth, hooves ... the fights can result in death even to a horse, not to mention we punier humans. Shiver. |
| Posted by: rkb 2004-05-10 4:45:43 PM |
| #5 Im once was pinned up against a stray nail in a stall when some damn dip brought a mare into the wrong barn. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2004-05-10 4:04:26 PM |
| #4 become unsettled by the presence of a mare in the vicinity Unsettled? This is the first time I ever heard unsettled used as a synonym for horny. |
| Posted by: BigEd 2004-05-10 3:42:41 PM |
| #3 this horse not get enuff love to. |
| Posted by: muck4doo 2004-05-10 2:03:42 PM |
| #2 watched too many Marv Albert stories, huh? |
| Posted by: Frank G 2004-05-10 1:58:49 PM |
| #1 Horses...why do they love us? |
| Posted by: Sgt.DT 2004-05-10 1:41:29 PM |