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Home Front: Politix
Kerry Warns Opponents Not to Attack His Wife
2004-05-11
LOUISVILLE, KY. (Reuters) - Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry warned his political opponents on Monday against attacking his outspoken wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, saying, "They're going to have to go through me."
"I'll run 'em over with the SUV that I traded in. The one that belongs to the family, not me."
The Massachusetts senator also sought to dispel the notion he was aloof, asking one television interviewer: "Have you had a beer with me yet? I like to have fun as much as the next person, and go out and hack around and have a good time."
But no one goes out with him. He's just gotta be a lonely guy when he's on his own.
Worth an estimated $500 million, born in Mozambique and fluent in five languages, Mrs. Kerry can be controversial and blunt, disclosing her Botox injections, her prenuptial agreement with Kerry and the fact he was in the bathroom when he got word of his wins in Iowa and New Hampshire. "If they want to attack her, they're going to have to go through me. I'll be the first to defend anything she does. ... She doesn't pull her punches," Kerry said in one television interview when asked if Republicans were targeting his wife.
She clearly wears the pants in that house.
"I think that they're foolhardy to do it, personally, because I think that she's so down to earth and so straightforward," Kerry said. "I think people who meet her love her."

Mrs. Kerry has been criticized for her outspokenness and candor, and some Republican commentators have also called on her to release her tax returns.
Wait til October to do so. Please.
While she is wealthy from her marriage to former Republican Sen. John Heinz, the heir to the Pittsburgh ketchup empire, she said Sen. Kerry was not. She can only contribute the same $2,000 to his campaign everyone else can. Kerry was able, however, to mortgage the couple's townhouse in Boston to take out a $6.4 million loan to keep his campaign afloat.
She's going to find a way to pay that off.
Posted by:Steve White

#10  Sarge - I heard on the news this AM that The Rev'rend Jock-son is upset that Kerry is making nice with Al, and ignoring him.
The behind the scenes blackmail mechanations are whirring.
Jesse would call Nurse Fuzzy-Wuzzy inauthentic.
Posted by: BigEd   2004-05-11 12:24:11 PM  

#9  
They're going to have to go through me.
You mean like a hot knife through butter? OK.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2004-05-11 10:30:10 AM  

#8  If they attack her, aren't they guilty of a hate crime? Mrs. Catsup is an African-American! Where is Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton when a sister needs some props?
Posted by: Cyber Sarge   2004-05-11 9:57:40 AM  

#7  LOL Bill
Posted by: Shipman   2004-05-11 8:26:05 AM  

#6  Show yer tax returns hon! As long as he's mortgaging property she paid for, she's involved financially, supporting his ass (along with the other Liberal Loony Left causes she's donating to) - disclose away!
Posted by: Frank G   2004-05-11 8:19:08 AM  

#5  If...if....if you attack Ketchup Lady I'll throw my SUV keys over the nearest fence.
Posted by: Bill Nelson   2004-05-11 7:33:28 AM  

#4  I'd like to see that prenup. It's entirely possible that Kerry doesn't have any interest in the townhome that they mortgaged and that said mortgage therefore constitutes an illegal campaign contribution for which his wife could face criminal penalties.
Posted by: AzCat   2004-05-11 1:26:33 AM  

#3  Don't attack my wife. She'll maim you!
Posted by: BigEd   2004-05-11 1:06:39 AM  

#2  Nurse fuzzi-wuzzi.
Posted by: Lucky   2004-05-11 12:53:28 AM  

#1  "If they want to attack her, they're going to have to go through me.

I'm down wif dat. Just wear the two foot bullseye after September so we don't miss.
Posted by: badanov   2004-05-11 12:19:42 AM  

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