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| 2004-05-31 |
| You can’t make stuff like this up! An Arkansas school teacher who gave her students a fish-shaped water gun is under fire from a parent who says she disapproves of weapons in her house, reports KPOM-TV in Ft. Smith, Ark. The teacher at an elementary school in Rogers, Ark., gave her students the squirter following a lesson about animals in the rain forest. School officials say she feels horrible about the entire situation and didn’t mean to offend anyone. The parent who complained, Karen Young, doesn’t want fish-shaped toy guns in her house because... Wait for it.... ... she accidentally shot an ex-boyfriend one time when the gun she was beating him with went off. Badum-ching! Try the veal and dont forget to tip your waiters! |
| Posted by:OldSpook |
| #7 muck, 90% of the different species of fresh water fish can be found in the Amazon river. Where the Amazon flows into the Atlantic ocean, you must go ten miles out to sea before the water becomes salty. |
| Posted by: Zenster 2004-05-31 11:24:43 PM |
| #6 I'd say she has some issues she needs to work out - away from the poor kid. |
| Posted by: .com 2004-05-31 10:03:07 PM |
| #5 im still trying make conection animals in rain forest and fish shape water pistol. great story! :) |
| Posted by: muck4doo 2004-05-31 9:57:22 PM |
| #4 As usual, the first step towards recovery is admitting that everyone else has a problem. It is almost a crime against humanity that Ms. Young managed to breed. |
| Posted by: Zenster 2004-05-31 7:09:33 PM |
| #3 First question I'd like to ask in court: you do that to your kids, too? Got to love the complete idiocy of some people! |
| Posted by: The Doctor 2004-05-31 6:38:28 PM |
| #2 Leave it. In some weird way this connects with the whole of the WOT as it is related to the war on morons. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2004-05-31 6:35:38 PM |
| #1 I thought I posted this to page 2 - please move it as needed. |
| Posted by: OldSpook 2004-05-31 6:13:52 PM |