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| Lumpy Riefenstahl Detests Democrats, too |
| 2004-06-27 |
| After all, they are Americans and therefore fat, stupid, unkempt, ill-mannered, greedy, dishonest, egotistical and.... oh wait a minute. In Lumpy’s own words: MOORE’S FIREY(sic) FOCUS ON DEMS MICHAEL Moore hates Sen. John Kerry and the Democratic Party - and Ralph Nader - almost as much as he detests President Bush and the Republicans. The portly provocateur appeared after a screening of "Fahrenheit 9/11" Thursday night set up by like-minded lefties at the American Civil Liberties Union at Chelsea’s Clearview Cinemas. Reports our witness: "Preacher met choir as Moore roly-polyed his way down the aisle to brag about how well his film will do and to answer questions for 45 minutes as some hairy leftists lobbed adoring questions and others trickled out of the theater." Among Moore’s bloviations: * "I have never owned a single share of stock because I don’t believe in the system. It’s an evil system." I keep my millions in a mattress. * He claimed advance sales for "Fahrenheit 9/11" were just slightly behind those of the latest Harry Potter movie. It also trails in factuality. * When he showed the propaganda documentary to a group of 200 students and asked them how many intended to vote for Ralph Nader, "about half" raised their hands. Democratic candidate John Kerry’s daughter Alexandra was present and "she freaked out," according to Moore. She’s just jealous ’coz Mike has bigger boobs. * When a fan in the audience gently suggested that the film could be cut down to a 20-minute short, Moore shot him down, "That’s what they do on ’Dateline.’" Bite the hand that feeds you... * He bashed the Democrats as "a miserable, pathetic party that can’t win an election even when they win an election." The great Mike Al-Moor can rescue the downtrodden Dems from their self-inflicted wounds, just as he rescued Wesley Clark from his war-criminal image among lefties(an image created by Lumpy himself). * He bashed Al Gore: "Nobody counted on him losing Tennessee, nobody counted on him forbidding [Bill] Clinton from campaigning for him in Arkansas, and certainly nobody counted on him - and Gore is a smart man - losing 3 debates to the dumbest man to ever run for president." Perhaps Mike should compare Dubya’s grades at Yale to his own (non-existent) Ivy League transcripts and draw the obvious conclusion that will break this paradox. * He "posted a petition on my Web site, which I signed, that said I won’t vote for anybody who voted for the war. "And Kerry voted for the war." so, don’t vote for Kerry. *He trashed Nader because, "he doesn’t give a [bleep] about anybody but himself." A broken clock...but Nader at least recognizes this con-man for what he is. * He acknowledged the irony that the Carlyle Group - which he bashes in the movie as some sort of shadowy war profiteering company - has become part owner of Loews Cinemas, which is currently showing his film. Just a mile irony, while Cheney’s former connection to Halliburton is cause for a literal jihad, head-chopping, suicide bombing, etc. I have said it before, but it needs emphasis: The Ham-ass Terrorist is the best thing we have going for us in the propaganda war. His simple-mindedness, bigotry, dishonesty, meanness, paranoia, and obvious contempt for his audience will be the benchmark by which the far left is judged in the future. |
| Posted by:Atomic Conspiracy |
| #7 "Nobody counted on him losing Tennessee...nobody counted on him - and Gore is a smart man - losing 3 debates to the dumbest man to ever run for president." -I knew gorebot was going to lose Tenn just based on his weak advocacy for the 2nd Amend., just like Ohio. As for the second statement above, I guess Bush is still the dumbest evil genius the LLL has ever seen, bwhahaha. |
| Posted by: Jarhead 2004-06-27 10:30:45 PM |
| #6 "Lumpy & Dumpy Mike 'The Moor'(Boar) Riefenstahl" The best PR man the terrorists' could ever dream for. |
| Posted by: Mark Espinola 2004-06-27 6:25:33 PM |
| #5 Many thanks, Barbara and Steve. I didn't originate "Lumpy Riefenstahl" and I can't remember where I first Moore is the purest expression of media-driven idiotarianism and the pop-culture Left. He may be the death of them. |
| Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy 2004-06-27 5:45:43 PM |
| #4 Michael Moore would support Voldemort, Sauron, Jadis, Darth Sidious, Ymur, et. al., right? |
| Posted by: Korora 2004-06-27 5:14:22 PM |
| #3 "Lumpy Riefenstahl" Excellent moniker, AC, both insulting and true on so many levels. A round of applause. I can only hope this catches on. |
| Posted by: SteveS 2004-06-27 4:55:31 PM |
| #2 It sounds like Tubby hates everyone and everything (probably to include himself). So what are his solutions to all of these problems he sees? If he's got all the answers, I haven't heard anything yet. Maybe it's because I just tune him out. What a dink. |
| Posted by: Anonymous5420 2004-06-27 2:15:44 PM |
#1 It also trails in factuality.LOL! Good one, AC. AC shoots; he scores! :-p |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2004-06-27 2:00:34 PM |