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Africa: Subsaharan
Norwegian Anger as E Guinea shoots ship
2004-06-29
The Norwegian foreign ministry has lodged an official protest after one of its research ships was shot at off the coast of Equatorial Guinea. A Norwegian spokesman told BBC News Online that several bullets had hit the Fridtjof Nansen and its captain was detained overnight by coastguards. Karsten Klepsvik said the ship had been doing a survey on fish stocks, which benefited Equatorial Guinea.
So were are the cries of "No Blood For Fish"?
"Lookee here, an' get this straight: we're Africans, dammit! We ain't eatin' no damn lutefisk!"
The incident comes two weeks after Equatorial Guinea accused Spain of sending a warship to stage a coup.
Spain? They haven't been reading the papers, have they?
Those Spaniards! Every time you turn around they're staging a coup someplace. And the Norwegians are just as bad...
"We see this as a very serious incident and demand an apology and an explanation," Mr Klepsvik said. He said that the Equatorial Guinea authorities had not yet responded.
"Awright! Which one of youse guys shot up the Norwegians? Speak up, now!"
"The ship will not conduct any further surveys until the government had guarantee its security," he said. The research was being carried out through the United Nations World Food Programme.
"We're Africans, dammit! We don't need no damned... Ummm... Food, y'say?"
After Saturday night's incident, the ship was taken to the Cameroon port of Douala. The captain and chief engineer were released on Sunday afternoon after being detained overnight in the port town of Luba on the island of Bioko. Some 17 alleged mercenaries are awaiting trial in the capital, Malabo accused of plotting a coup against President Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo. Another 70 were arrested in Zimbabwe, where they are due to go on trial on 19 July.
Ah, that explains it. Remember, the mercs were supposed to meet up with a ship and stage a landing with the rubber boats that were seized and grab the president. Guess the coast guard is still looking for them.
Sounds like Teodoro's got a guilty conscience. "The guilty flee where no man pursueth"...
Anthony Goldman, Africa analyst for Clearwater Research Services, says that the sudden arrival of oil wealth in what until a few years ago was one of the poorest countries in the world has "created an explosive mix" in Equatorial Guinea.
Gotta keep a eye on those Norwegians, used to be Vikings you know.
Posted by:Steve

#11  Norwiegain Anger? Dont discount it.

You oughta meet the Norwegian ski scouts (Bascially their version of infiltration and recon for the Arctic) I met on a Nordkapp exercise a long time ago (during the days of the Evil Empire). They are rather, umm, "cavalier" about borders, and first rate operators.

They rate up there with ROK Marines as "Hard Core".
Posted by: OldSpook   2004-06-29 11:27:52 PM  

#10  This is wild, who would ever think Equatorial Guinea taking on Norway!

Next, will the state of Maine broadside New Brunswick fishing vessels?
Posted by: Mark Espinola   2004-06-29 3:56:27 PM  

#9  Camaroon's checking w/the witchdoctor.
Posted by: Anonymous2U   2004-06-29 3:26:01 PM  

#8  Won't be so damn funny when the first 60 kt caffeine bomb hits.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-06-29 3:21:34 PM  

#7  The Norwegian foreign ministry has lodged an official protest after one of its research ships was shot at off the coast of Equatorial Guinea.

That will take care of the problem, all right. The only thing that will be a more effective tactic is premptive letters of protest, but that would be unilateral™ and provacative. How far the vikings have fallen, and my son is named Leif.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2004-06-29 2:57:51 PM  

#6  Oh uff da...
Posted by: eLarson   2004-06-29 2:39:13 PM  

#5  Your all missing the obvious. Just what are the Equatorians hiding?

Posted by: Lucky   2004-06-29 12:49:39 PM  

#4  "From things that go knock in the nite"
Protect us o Lord
"From the famine"
Protect us o Lord
"From the Northmen"
Please protect us o Lord.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-06-29 12:43:17 PM  

#3  Yeah. Norwegian anger. Is that clinically possible?
Posted by: tu3031   2004-06-29 12:26:50 PM  

#2  Cue dramatic music.

EG Military Spokesman: I fear that we have awoken a sleeping giant...
Posted by: dreadnought   2004-06-29 12:21:25 PM  

#1  I expect to see the Royal Norwegian Navy send a task force to blockade the Guinea coast.
Posted by: Mike   2004-06-29 9:54:42 AM  

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