| #1 And the Star-Bellied Sneetches opened fire on the Plain-Bellied Sneetches, killing nine. When asked by reporters to explain the attack, the Star-Bellied Sneetch Leader, Captain Lashdarhimi Shimapoloplayer said, "Did you see them? They're hideous, different, not like us at all. A djin told us they had to die. Y'know, you look a little odd yourself... I think I should check your Belly. The djin told us that we might encounter other..." The reporter stated that he suddenly developed simultaneous audio and video problems, ending the interview abruptly. Just as he had learned to do by watching Tom Brokaw. |