The FBI plans to train Saudi intelligence in an effort to bolster its capabilities in the kingdom's war against Al Qaida.
| Oh, this should work well... |
An FBI team has been reviewing the requirements of Saudi intelligence and security agencies, U.S. officials said.
| Lemme see, here... We've got all supervisors and no analysts... |
The team has been touring several Saudi facilities and assessing the strengths of the kingdom's security and intelligence community.
| ... except for the Sri Lankans and Paks they hired... |
Over the next year, officials said, the FBI would host an unspecified number of members of the Saudi intelligence community.
| Three out of four of the Pak analysts are investigating either their cousins or themselves... |
They said the Saudis would be invited as part of a U.S. effort to improve the law enforcement effort of Islamic allies of the United States.
| ... and the Sri Lankans are so busy fending off efforts to convert them they never get any work done... |
"We need to bring people from other countries to work with us here jointly, whether it be from Indonesia or Pakistan or Saudi Arabia or elsewhere," FBI director Robert Mueller told the Council on Foreign Relations on June 22.
| Six out of ten of the Soddy supervisors are being investigated by the Paks and Sri Lankans because they're on the other side... |
"U.S. law enforcement will have to be aligned with our counterparts overseas, much like our military forces are aligned with their counterparts overseas."
| ... and two of the remaining four are from the wrong tribe, so they're not allowed to do anything of substance. The other two are planning their weekend in Abu Dhabi, so don't bother them. |
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