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Africa: Subsaharan
Zimbabwe 'returning to stone age'
2004-07-13
The introduction of ox-drawn ambulances is a sign that President Robert Mugabe is taking Zimbabwe back to the stone ages, the opposition says.
Way to go, Bob. We knew you had it in you.
The nine ambulances are destined for rural areas around the capital, Harare, as well as more remote regions, where there is a lack of motorised transport. "Our neighbours are getting state-of-the-art services, while we are going backwards," an opposition official said. Zimbabwe's health minister said the new ambulances would save many lives.
Just where does one go to buy a ox-drawn ambulance and do they come with flashing torches on the light bar?
Zimbabwe is in the midst of an economic crisis, with annual inflation running at more than 400%, unemployment of some 70% and shortages of foreign currency. One health official told a South African newspaper that in many state-run hospitals, Panadol is the only available drug. "An ambulance will thus be a big luxury," he told the Johannesburg Star.
Pregnant women and children will be given priority on the ox-drawn carts, said Health Minister David Parirenyatwa. He urged the village leaders responsible for the ambulances to look after them and guard them against abuse.
"Them oxen be mighty good eating!"
"We are going back to the stone ages," Movement for Democratic Change spokesman Paul Themba Nyathi told BBC News Online. Rural communities have long used donkey-drawn carts to take the sick to health clinics "but when this is the official, state-provided service, you have to be worried," he said. The ox-drawn ambulances were donated by the United Nations Children's Fund, Unicef, following a request from the Zimbabwe government, reports the state-owned Herald newspaper.
I'd imagine the mark-up on a UN supplied ox cart must be several thousand dollars.
It reports that maternal mortality had increased from 283 per 100,000 live births in 1994 to 695 per 100,000 births in 1999.
Well, that's one way to avoid famine.
Posted by:Steve

#12  The ox drawn ambulance service will last until the celebratory barbbeque

PS I gotta learn to spell
Posted by: cheaderhead   2004-07-13 5:55:10 PM  

#11   Ok, since Mugabe-land is about to enter a famine, what will their new ambulances eat?

Eachother.
Posted by: Charles   2004-07-13 4:49:00 PM  

#10  Ok, since Mugabe-land is about to enter a famine, what will their new ambulances eat?
Posted by: ed   2004-07-13 4:27:00 PM  

#9  The ox-drawn ambulances were donated by the United Nations Children's Fund, Unicef, following a request from the Zimbabwe government, reports the state-owned Herald newspaper.

Nice to know that even though the UN won't do a damned thing to grab Mugabe by the ears and pull him outta there before Zimbabwe is totally ruined (assuming it isn't already), they'll at least help with ox-drawn carts.

Anybody still believe that the UN has some actual value?
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2004-07-13 4:14:55 PM  

#8  Meanwhile, the white farmers that Bob kicked off their land in Zimbabwe are being invited to farm in Zambia, Mozambique, and now Nigeria. Here's more from Zambia:

"Zambia's government, if somewhat cautiously, is welcoming them as the spark the country needs to jump-start its ailing economy. Largely as the result of the arrival of Zimbabwean tobacco farmers and their access to millions of dollars in loans, Zambia's tobacco industry is booming. Since 2001, annual harvests have increased from to 33 million pounds from 6.6 million pounds. More than 20,000 jobs have been created nationwide, according to tobacco industry representatives, and plans are also under way to build a tobacco-processing plant in Lusaka. By comparison, Zimbabwe's once-powerful tobacco industry is in tatters, shrinking to 143 million pounds of tobacco this year from a high of 528 million pounds in 2000. In more than just tobacco, Zimbabwe's economic loss has been Zambia's gain. Zimbabwean mechanics, engineers and other agricultural suppliers are moving to Zambia to do business. Tourists reluctant to visit Zimbabwe are choosing to visit Zambia to go on safaris and visit Victoria Falls, the spectacular waterfall on Zimbabwe's northern border with Zambia."
Posted by: Patrick Brown   2004-07-13 12:49:27 PM  

#7  Yeah, CL.... with any kinda breaks at all Zimbabwe will have all the top soil and educational opportunities of Haiti in about 40 years.
/jeeebus
Posted by: Shipman   2004-07-13 12:32:22 PM  

#6  I kept looking for the Scrappleface byline on this article. Incredible.
Posted by: Classical_Liberal   2004-07-13 11:59:18 AM  

#5  I really believe the US needs to recruit an exile army to overthrow Mugabe.
Posted by: ed   2004-07-13 10:03:50 AM  

#4  The sheer stupidity of this crap makes me crazy. What the f*ck! I just don't understand why anyone would want to destroy a perfectly good country. Zimbabwe has had a lot going for it - lots of natural resources, good agricultural land, etc. But nooooo! Bob has to piss it away for no reason. Will no one rid us of this assclown?
Posted by: Spot   2004-07-13 9:58:38 AM  

#3  At least this way ZIMBABWE'S going to meet its Kyoto obligations.
Posted by: LLL Moron   2004-07-13 9:31:13 AM  

#2  The ox-drawn ambulances were donated by the United Nations Children's Fund...

Wonder if they made the kid's kickback some of their milk money...
Posted by: tu3031   2004-07-13 9:26:30 AM  

#1  Welcome to the 21st century, BC. To complete the journey, Mugabe, like Idi Amin, will convert to Islam.
Posted by: ed   2004-07-13 9:18:09 AM  

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