From The Register, I never get the good spam anymore.
From: Secretary Towogbola [secretary_in_chargeeeee@hotmail.com]
Subject: TREAT AS URGENT ..Ben.. {THIS IS NO JUNK MAIL}
"EXECUTION"EXECUTION"EXECUTION"'
NATIONAL CORPORATION HEADQUATERS LAGOS.
PRIVACY. we wish to introduce our company/ourselves as a subsidiary of INTERNATIONAL ASSASINATORS AND WORLD SECURITY ORGANISATIONS,with branches in one hundred and two {102}countires. | Wow, nice title. What can I do for you? |
we have received a fax message from our headquaters,new york,this morning to inform you to produce a mandatory sum of US$40,000.00 {FOURTHY THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS} only,into our account given below in nigeria within ninety six hours{96},alternatively you will be SNIPPED and GUNNED down during the period of our oncoming anniversary of fifty years. | SNIPPED? Oh, I'll bet you meant "sniped", as in "sniper". You really need to proof read your e-mail and not rely on spell-check. And I'm not sure what killing me has to do with celebrating your 50th anniversary. |
STANDARD TRUST BANK VICTORIA ISLAND BRANCH LAGOS A/C NO. 03681173101152 {OLAJIDE .O. WILLIAMS} NIGERIA | Don't you have a local bank I can just deliver a check too? After all, with branches in over 102 countries.... |
CAUTION. 1.you are to attach and send with immediate effect,the payment slip,confirming the payment and to enable us to reconcile with our files and deploy our men already monitoring you. | I thought I saw a Nigerian in my flower bed this morning |
2.we will as well waste no time to carry our operations,if we discover that this contact is disclosed to any second party including the following:- {a}police {b}relation and {c}friends | Ok, it'll be our little secret. |
3.we guarantee your saftey locally and internationally,on the completion of this contract and will not hesitate to disclose our men in your country to you and as well render our service if needed or on request. we seek your urgent co-operation,for it is not our wish to get you eliminated. Note : - Your death has been paid for by someone you offended sometime ago and it will be adviceable that you co-operate with us a.s.a.p. TOWOGBOLA .A.JOHNSON SECRETARY. | So somebody paid for a hit on me and you want to doublecross them, for a fee. I don't really think that's a great business model for a company that's been in operation for 50 years. If word of this gets out, you'll get thrown out of the assasins union. Now, if you just deposit 50,000 US dollars into my account, Tow, and we'll pretend this didn't happen. |
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