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| Of butterfly priests and Spengler's Chaos Theory |
| 2004-07-20 |
| Dear Spengler, I lead a church whose priests are pledged to celibacy. Nowadays we seem to get no one but gays, and the situation has gotten out of hand. Lawsuits about sex abuse are driving parts of my organization into bankruptcy, and now there are pictures all over the Internet of priests fondling each other at an Austrian seminary. What can I do to keep the gays away? Red-faced in Rome Dear Red, Have you considered giving the Church an anti-queer makeover? Lose the chic black outfits, and instruct your priests to wear plaid polyester instead. No self-respecting gay male will go near you. |
| Posted by:tipper |
| #1 Damn! Scrappleface with venom. |
| Posted by: Anonymous5874 2004-07-20 2:55:06 PM |