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| Well, He Always Was A Pain In The Ass | |
| 2004-07-29 | |
| Now he has one.BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) - Deposed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein suffers from a chronic prostate infection and has refused to have a biopsy to rule out any chance he has cancer, an Iraqi official said in an interview Thursday on Al-Jazeera television. X-rays and blood tests carried out by U.S. military doctors did not show anything more serious than the infection and Saddam seemed to be in good health otherwise, Iraqi Human Rights Minister Bakhtiar Amin said. He said blood tests came back negative for cancer, but officials wanted to take a biopsy to be safe.
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| Posted by:Steve |
| #16 The stroke was reported by his lawyers Code word phraseology for "It's a friggin' LIE!!!!" Thanks for the head's up, #10. |
| Posted by: rex 2004-07-29 5:44:10 PM |
| #15 Put him in an electric chair and turn it on "trickle charge". |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2004-07-29 5:28:46 PM |
| #14 It scares me that I know that too.... Actually that little factoid I picked up on fark awhile back. It could be much worse..... It could be a woman's panty! |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2004-07-29 4:41:07 PM |
| #13 Craze, it scares me that you know that... |
| Posted by: tu3031 2004-07-29 3:19:53 PM |
| #12 I suggest we use 'The Pear' just to make sure. This little device is used as a 'probe' into various orifices (male or female... ) and then opened up (see the screw?). |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2004-07-29 3:07:54 PM |
| #11 Wasnt there a king of England who was killed by having a hot poker shoved up his a__? I think henry II, but not sure. |
| Posted by: N Guard 2004-07-29 3:01:31 PM |
| #10 The stroke was reported by his lawyers. |
| Posted by: Robert Crawford 2004-07-29 1:50:37 PM |
| #9 "Launch a Class 1 probe into the orifice, Mr. Data..." |
| Posted by: Jean-Luc Picard 2004-07-29 1:26:54 PM |
| #8 Ed, your "hot poker" line reminded me of the Jerky Boys -- "that would seal me up for good, and I can't have that." |
| Posted by: Tibor 2004-07-29 1:21:40 PM |
| #7 He was only partly dead, he got better. |
| Posted by: Steve 2004-07-29 12:53:59 PM |
| #6 .... Saddam seemed to be in good health otherwise.... I thought it was reported yesterday that Saddam had just had a minor, "death threatening", stroke. WTF is going on here? |
| Posted by: GK 2004-07-29 12:51:26 PM |
| #5 Ah, the life of a peaceful poet/gardner is not without risk... |
| Posted by: Dar 2004-07-29 12:48:21 PM |
| #4 I think we ought to commence chemo-therapy just to be on the safe side. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2004-07-29 12:28:24 PM |
| #3 Borrow a tranquiliser gun off one of Saddam's old lion tamer goons and drop the old tramp in his own cage. When he's out cold you can probe all you like for a few hours. Any objections? |
| Posted by: Bulldog 2004-07-29 12:25:48 PM |
| #2 Anybody got that screwdriver we were using on his ear yesterday to fix his stroke? |
| Posted by: tu3031 2004-07-29 12:24:43 PM |
| #1 How about a red hot poker instead? |
| Posted by: ed 2004-07-29 12:21:50 PM |