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Home Front: Politix
That Lucky Hat! - Washington Post June 1 2003
2004-08-10
At the end of a LONNNNNNNNG article from the Washington Post

A caller to Lucianne Goldberg, subbing for Laura Ingraham this AM alerted folks to this (From June 1 2003)
A close associate hints: There's a secret compartment in Kerry's briefcase. He carries the black attaché everywhere. Asked about it on several occasions, Kerry brushed it aside. Finally, trapped in an interview, he exhaled and clicked open his case.

"Who told you?" he demanded as he reached inside. "My friends don't know about this."
There are panning shots of his dog tag, a pile of bills, his wallet, a woman's picture, an opened letter and envelope, cigarettes, a glass and Cordon Bleu bottle, and a gun lying next to his pillow.

The hat was a little mildewy. The green camouflage was fading, the seams fraying.

"My good luck hat," Kerry said, happy to see it. "Given to me by a CIA guy as we went in for a special mission in Cambodia."
"A journey on a U.S. Navy patrol boat with a four-man crew up the jungle-lined Nung River into off-limits Cambodia to follow Col. Kurtz's path to his remote stronghold island."

"Secret Aaaaagent Man!
"They've given you a hat and taken 'way yore name!"
Baron von Munchausen again
Kerry put on the hat, pulling the brim over his forehead. His blue button-down shirt and tie clashed with the camouflage. He pointed his finger and raised his thumb, creating an imaginary gun. He looked silly, yet suddenly his campaign message was clear: closed off from the outside world, haunted by his liquor-induced memories of the choppers, gunfire and the war. Citizen-soldier. Linking patriotism to public service. It wasn't complex after all; it was Kerry.
"he's out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct"

It was affected... It was posturing... It was stoopid...
He smiled and aimed his finger: "Pow."
Posted by:BigEd

#6  Sung to the Civil War Song, “Tenting Tonight”

Were sailing the river on Christmas eve.
Keep low or you’ll be shot.
With stealth I deliver the CIA.
And weapons that are in need.

Many are the hearts that are weary tonight,
We’re gonna miss the Bob Hope Show!
They’re shooting us from every bank,
So friends we gotta go.

So back to the base that we do go.
And hope they don’t fire away.
My medals so far are tucked away safe,
Cause I need them so I can go.

Politics is in my future you see.
Common folks need a well-bred leader.
Opportunity knocks when I get back home
So I have to protect my sorry ass!

Posted by: Oge_Retla_2004   2004-08-10 19:16  

#5  thanks for the visual, pappy!...jeez....I feel ill
Posted by: Frank G   2004-08-10 19:12  

#4  "A journey on a U.S. Navy patrol boat with a four-man crew up the jungle-lined Nung River into off-limits Cambodia to follow Col. Kurtz's path to his remote stronghold island."

It seems to me that if anyone would be lying on their back in a fetid hotel room, staring drunkenly at the fan, it'd be Theresa....
Posted by: Pappy   2004-08-10 18:58  

#3  Sounds like "his methods have become ...unsound."
Posted by: Sgt. D.T.   2004-08-10 18:55  

#2  The "lucky" hat must have looked nice with his "lucky" jacket:

"The Swiftvets website ... [is ]replete with refutations of John Boy's claims in his book, Tour of Duty ... [and]ridicule of his wearing that leather flight jacket on the campaign trail and claiming it brought him luck in Vietnam,

"'No one wore such a jacket in 90+ heat.' [says one poster there]

"You sure you want to keep bringing this guy's service record up in every speech, John? I know it's easy for someone who never served to be a little overawed, but good grief, even a weenie liberal lawyer ought to be able to figure out you don't wear leather jackets on jungle patrols, you know? And what's with this flight jacket business anyway? What was John Boy flying over there? Sure as hell wasn't a supersonic F-102 interceptor like George Bush, now was it?

"But of course! Why didn't I think of it? That jacket could explain the minor nature of his award-winning wounds; kept all that nasty flak and flying lead from really hurting him instead of just breaking the skin, you know? Guess that's why he calls it his lucky jacket. But I got tell you, Man, speaking of breaking, I'm sitting here breaking out in a sweat just thinking about it. I mean, jungle fatigues were hot enough; but leather? With fleece lining? Whew, man, that's hardcore!"
Posted by: growler   2004-08-10 15:58  

#1  Refrences the Article

But, if you click on the reference, you are re(hack) directed to the Kerry Campaign site. Very odd!

I got to the true article by clipboarding text!

Posted by: BigEd   2004-08-10 13:57  

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