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| Prison Inmate Glues Himself To His Girlfriend | |
| 2004-08-10 | |
| (via Drudge) The German prison inmate said despite his incarceration, he and his girlfriend are sticking together. Hyuk, hyuk... Guards were stunned to discover the man had glued his hand to that of his visiting girlfriend last week. "They're very attached to one another..." Media reports quoted Uwe Dieter Krone as saying, "We've glued our hands together to call attention to my prison situation and to be heard." Does anyone care? (chirp, chirp) The couple had to be hospitalized. "They will remain there until they can be separated and will then have to appear before a judge to make statements. They cannot appear in court together," said Raquel Navarro, a spokeswoman for Spain's Penitentiary Institutions. Navarro said she didn't know what type of glue was used. Ah...cyanoacrylate, perchance? Does it matter?
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| Posted by:mojo |
| #2 Methnks it twasn't glue! |
| Posted by: Dragon Fly (on vacation) 2004-08-10 14:52 |
| #1 A real man would have used duct tape. |
| Posted by: Dar 2004-08-10 14:32 |