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| Cleric's Lawyer Decries British Prison |
| 2004-08-20 |
| What is this, the official "Terrorists Whine About Prison Week?" A lawyer for a radical Muslim cleric fighting extradition to the United States on terrorism charges complained Friday that the cleric and other Muslim prisoners were being offered food forbidden by their religion. Attorney Muddassar Arani, who represents cleric Abu Hamza al-Masri as well as some of the men charged this week with a terrorist conspiracy, said some inmates were horrified to find spicy pork chops on their menus, even though pork is forbidden in Islam. Big clue: You're in prison, you f&%kwits. This isn't a catering service or four star restaurant. Don't like it? Don't eat it. She said al-Masri, who has lost both hands and an eye, has suffered declining health because of the lack of facilities for the disabled at Belmarsh high-security prison. They wipe your @ss for you. What more do you want? Arani spoke to reporters outside Bow Street Magistrates Court, where al-Masri made a brief court appearance ahead of a full extradition hearing on Oct. 19. The former chief preacher at London's Finsbury Park Mosque and Britain's best-known Islamic radical, al-Masri is accused by U.S. authorities of trying to establish a terrorist training camp in Oregon, being involved in hostage-taking in Yemen and funding terrorism training in Afghanistan. |
| Posted by:Zenster |
| #6 Put Captan Hook and his islamo-ass-clown buddys on a diet of water, vitimin suplements, lentils and rice. Thats plenty halal. Screw Um' |
| Posted by: FlameBait93268 2004-08-20 10:01:48 PM |
| #5 We'll give him what he deserves. Too bad it isn't the sort of "chop" he really oughta get. |
| Posted by: Zenster 2004-08-20 9:02:16 PM |
| #4 Menu? Menu! Good grief, it's prison! He should yield to extradition if he doesn't like the menu. We'll give him what he deserves. |
| Posted by: Tom 2004-08-20 8:44:43 PM |
| #3 "it stated the food was halal, but if you went down the menu it said spicy pork chops," The truth is more horrible than they imagine. What they don't realize is the dreaded secret that Gharlton al-Heston learned: Spicy Pork Chops is People! |
| Posted by: SteveS 2004-08-20 8:37:19 PM |
| #2 As with how Muslim males are unbearably inflamed by the least glimpse of an ankle or lock of hair, just seeing the word "pork" is an insufferable affront to their manhood and faith. In the spirit of that notion: PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK PORK |
| Posted by: Zenster 2004-08-20 8:14:31 PM |
| #1 LONDON - A lawyer for a radical Muslim cleric fighting extradition to the United States on terrorism charges complained Friday that the cleric and other Muslim prisoners were being offered food forbidden by their religion. Attorney Muddassar Arani, who represents cleric Abu Hamza al-Masri as well as some of the men charged this week with a terrorist conspiracy, said some inmates were horrified to find spicy pork chops on their menus, even though pork is forbidden in Islam. WTF??? Food that is "offered" or appears on a "menu" are CHOICES, YOU STUPID IDIOTS. They're not FORCING you to eat the stuff, are they? Just shut the hell up and do your time, damn whiny little morons. |
| Posted by: Bomb-a-rama 2004-08-20 7:55:23 PM |