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| The Apocalypse Is Nigh - Steven Segal Cuts His First Album |
| 2004-08-27 |
| Apparently not getting many lead parts nowadays... In the late 80s and early 90s, Steven Seagal was above the law, marked for death, hard to kill, and out for justice. The perennial bad ass, Seagal not only plays a master of martial arts on film...he actually is one. So giving advice to stay clear of a music career could be tough ("Sure, Steve...this sounds great!"), but I dare you to keep a straight face while looking at this album cover. ...or clicking on the link for an audio sample of one of his 'songs'. I caught a 15 second sample of one of them (I refuse to click on that link to see whether it's the same one) but calling it bland is being generous. |
| Posted by:Raj |
| #5 I'm now officially olde. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2004-08-27 6:10:49 PM |
| #4 I hope he is getting a different script. I think his last 6 movies were basically the same plot. Yummm.... Daisy..... |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2004-08-27 4:07:11 PM |
| #3 BH: *drool* As for the rest of it, that is one g-dawful album collection. Some of it would fetch a good price on ebay though. |
| Posted by: Chris W. 2004-08-27 3:55:47 PM |
| #2 Looks like Antonio Banderas with a REALLY bad hangover. |
| Posted by: DLS 2004-08-27 1:43:45 PM |
| #1 Hit the "Next" button twice. |
| Posted by: BH 2004-08-27 11:56:26 AM |