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| Military action in Wana criticized (Mullah warns that the situation might turn explosive) |
| 2004-09-13 |
| Leaders belonging to the Jamiat Ulema-i-Islam of Maulana Fazlur Rehman said at a meeting here that the military operation against innocent tribesmen in Waziristan Agency and raids on seminaries were pitting the people against the armed forces. They warned that the situation might turn explosive any time. Although held under the banner of Mutahidda Majlis-i-Amal, the meeting was attended only by leaders and workers of the JUI(F). The response from the public was poor although JUI workers had been making announcements through loudspeakers in mosques and bazars for four days. At least 80 people gathered at the tomb of Hazrat Haji Bahadar and, after marching through the main bazaar, assembled at the Shah Faisal Gate where local leaders addressed them. (They know that Fazlul Fucks Goats, they were protecting their Goats) The participants raised slogans against the government and asked President Gen Pervez Musharraf to step down in the larger interest of the country. They accused him of following the western agenda. (yeah Musharraf why dont you start fucking Goats) They said that innocent people were being killed in South Waziristan and warned of serious repercussions of the operation. Maulana Abdul Hayee, JUI(F) Kohat's secretary-general, said that recent killings in Wana were creating a situation which would get out of hand. He recalled that even the British could not conquer the Wazir and Masud tribesmen despite their military might and were ousted from the area after a six-year war. He advised the government not to try to conquer "its own people" by bombing them. (Goat Power) Others who spoke on the occasion were Pir Munim Shah, Maulana Mujeebur Rehman and Qari Zainul Abideen. (all noted for their goat fucking prowess) Through a unanimously passed resolution, the JUI activists vowed that they would thwart the Western designs. They condemned the recent raid on the madressah run by Hafiz Hussain Ahmed. Bo hohoho Goat fucker. |
| Posted by:Fawad |
| #11 This is all my fault, isn't it? Oh, well, having learned quite enough for one night (and thoroughly lost my temper on another thread, sorry!), I now heigh myself off to bed. G'night, all! |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2004-09-13 11:45:26 PM |
| #10 Fawad, you know nothing of such things. You've apparently never seen a camel fold it magnificent legs to rest. (An upside-down bucket or basket is all you need, if your stature is somewhat lacking in height). |
| Posted by: Al-W3hh3b 2004-09-13 10:36:44 PM |
| #9 You forgot the ladder. otherwise it will be an anatomically impossible feat.Will make a nice cover theme for ARABIAN NIGHTS a man, a camel and a ladder |
| Posted by: Fawad 2004-09-13 10:23:53 PM |
| #8 Camels! There is no comparison! O Saki, bring around the cup of wine and then offer it to me, for love seemed easy at first, but then grew difficult. Flooded with their heart's blood are those who wait for the scent that the dawn wind may spill from her dark, musky curls. Stain your prayer mat with wine if the Magus tells you to, for such a traveller knows the road, and the customs of its stations. What security is there for us here in her caravanserai when every moment camel bells cry, "Deposit the loads!"? The dark night, the fear of waves, the terrifying whirlpool, how can they know of our state, those who go lightly along the shore? In the end, my life has drawn me from self-concem to ill-repute. How long can the secret of our assemblies stay hidden? Hafiz, if you desire her presence, pay attention. When you find the one you seek, abandon the world and let it go. |
| Posted by: Al-W3hh3b 2004-09-13 10:20:16 PM |
| #7 Darling men, I don't have a problem with the crudeness as such! If I did, I wouldn't have been able to hang around long enough to learn any of the cool things y'all discuss!! (Besides, you probably would be shocked at how much my passive vocabulary has been enlarged since I started lurking here.) No, no, I just thought that the 2nd goat fucking reference adequately underlined Fawad's point, and I'm sure that he has a great deal more to add than just that. And I wanted to find out what. Is that better, dearest ones? |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2004-09-13 10:18:42 PM |
| #6 Trailing wife, your correct the original joke is about sheep but i had to switch it, sorry for the bad post i was feeling frisky, the original joke is about west va. but thats not important sorry for being crude... just a funny post i felt its nice to have some hilarity in these trying times |
| Posted by: SCpatriot 2004-09-13 10:10:41 PM |
| #5 Thanks, I will be more subtle in future, maybe the theme of my commentary will be similar, but the choice of words will be more appropriate.No more blunt & crude. (appologies too) |
| Posted by: Fawad 2004-09-13 10:05:58 PM |
| #4 I thought it was sheep. But perhaps its just that the further west you go, the bigger the key domesticated animal becomes. An anthropological puzzle, to be sure. Mr. Fawad, welcome to Rantburg! This post is interesting, but I would appreciate it if you would try for a little more variety (and perhaps a little less crudity) in your interlineal comments. And one does have to be careful...muck4doo's website theme song is entitled "Cows with Guns," and mighty thought provoking it is, too. Again, welcome! We're always glad to have another thoughtful member :-) |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2004-09-13 9:22:00 PM |
| #3 mucky? any thoughts? |
| Posted by: Frank G 2004-09-13 9:18:39 PM |
| #2 this may be awfully crude but the original condom was made of goat intestines, i.e. the goatskin. As the Old joke goes, In _____ county (fill in the blank)Men are men and goats are scared. Maybe it has something to do with the, Size of the Female parts Sorry bout that one |
| Posted by: SCpatriot 2004-09-13 9:08:57 PM |
| #1 It is good to note that very few people turned up. What I would really like to see is people kicking and beating mullahs in the streets (and maye liberating their goats). Whats the story behind goat fucking any way???? |
| Posted by: anon 2004-09-13 9:00:04 PM |