From the most respected name in major media, Weekly World News. (WWN sources are usually a bit sketchy, but at least they didn't present forged documents.)| "Best damn reporting on the planet." Tommy Lee Jones, Men in Black. |
"Our sources say Kim was very intrigued by reports that widespread famine had caused some starving peasants in his country to resort to digging up recently deceased corpses and eating them," reveals Maria Sociarelli of the International Campaign Against Cruelty. "He was curious about what human flesh tasted like -- and to find out firsthand, he had his goons arrest Mr. Brentwood on trumped-up espionage charges and executed. "The remains were taken to the palace and cooked."