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Home Front: WoT
Mind Control Made Man Send Threatening Envelopes
2004-10-04
A man accused of sending envelopes full of white powder to more than two dozen Broward County cities said mind control made him do it.
I guess he's been doing more with white powder than mailing it.
Dane Swindell said the county implanted mind control devices in the ear canals of all gay inmates, including him.
"Is that a mind control device, or are you just happy to see me?"
However, there is no record that Swindell was ever in a Broward County jail.
Well, of course they erased all the records, it's a secret evil plot.
All the powder tested negative for anthrax. Swindell was arrested by the FBI in his Memphis home. It's believed he may have also sent eight bomb threat letters to Fort Lauderdale area elementary schools in August and September.
Did they stick something in his ear as well?
Posted by:Steve

#7  what ever happen to teef?

i hammered down 6 corn on cobbs and 50 yards of bubble yum to free myself from the cia

it can be done, take responsibility for you life
Posted by: half   2004-10-04 4:33:39 PM  

#6  The voices!! the voices!! ahhhh
Posted by: New Here 50   2004-10-04 3:39:28 PM  

#5  Has this man not heard of aluminum foil?! It blocks the signals but good! 'specially the Reynolds Heavy Duty.

Yeesh...
Posted by: eLarson   2004-10-04 2:31:55 PM  

#4  idiot never saw Matrix - it goes in the navel
Posted by: Frank G   2004-10-04 2:22:50 PM  

#3  Doesn't sound like it was too hard. Don't appear to be much mind there to control.
"Get the tiny mind control device, Muldoon."
Posted by: tu3031   2004-10-04 2:09:32 PM  

#2  I'll be listening for the George Noory interview on "Coast to Coast AM" tonight.
Posted by: Chicago Mike   2004-10-04 2:05:24 PM  

#1  Dane Swindell said the county implanted mind control devices in the ear canals of all gay inmates, including him.

I thought it was the aliens who escaped the Air Force folks at Area 51.
Posted by: BigEd   2004-10-04 1:57:10 PM  

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