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Home Front: Politix
Object Under Bush Jacket Identified: 'It's a Spine'
2004-10-11
Scrappleface Alert!
A forensic scientist studying photographic evidence has identified an object which caused a bump on the back of a suit jacket worn by President George Bush during his first debate with John Forbes Kerry.

"It's a spine," said the unnamed scientist. "The president's backbone, in a sense, was showing during his debate with Mr. Kerry."

Similar images of Mr. Kerry showed "no comparable spinal features."

When asked about the new evidence, Mr. Kerry said, "I had a spine when I defended this country as a young man, and I will have one again when I defend her as president of the United States."
Posted by:Frank G

#9  A spine. No wonder the Dems and the MSM couldn't recognize it.
Posted by: Scott R   2004-10-11 6:58:11 PM  

#8  I didn't say my list. I was quite amused.
Posted by: tu3031   2004-10-11 3:25:28 PM  

#7  "It’s a spine," said the unnamed scientist.

It's only a little one. GWB can't fire anyone that should be fired, and can't veto anything that needs to be vetoed. Other than that, he's all right.
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2004-10-11 2:54:20 PM  

#6  Hey Mucky,whta's up.Where you been,Bro?
Now,now Tu.Don't get your back-up.
Posted by: Raptor   2004-10-11 1:59:14 PM  

#5  what happen to the horse?
Posted by: half   2004-10-11 1:47:18 PM  

#4  That'll get you on somebody's list, Mucky.
Posted by: tu3031   2004-10-11 12:52:49 PM  

#3  speking of spines im just hear rumor chistopher reeve died.
Posted by: muck4doo   2004-10-11 12:48:56 PM  

#2  Similar images of Mr. Kerry showed "no comparable spinal features."

When it's made of soft rubber, it CAN be compressed, so it wouldn't show...
Posted by: BigEd   2004-10-11 12:42:08 PM  

#1  A two-Scrappleface day, eh?
Posted by: Steve from Relto   2004-10-11 12:39:19 PM  

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