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| team america debuts today-movie review with spoilers |
| 2004-10-15 |
| In three weeks, millions of Americans will choose between neo-conservatism's foreign-policy-as-fulfilment the-Book-of-Revelations vision of the future and the pansy-ass internationalism of a progressively nutty Leftist establishment run by emasculated queers who watch art-house fag films like Before Sunset. For independent voters resistant to utopian ideology, as well as relentlessly immature Hollywood boy geniuses who make millions of dollars playing with construction-paper cutouts and speaking win funny voices, this election represents a stark dilemma: Nobody wants to waste his or her vote on a third-party candidate—especially when there's no fruitcake like Ross Perot who makes vote-wasting enjoyable. (Ralph Nader, though a fruitcake, is no longer enjoyable.) In fact, it's obvious to all that the big-government romantics on both sides of the Culture War have totally lost their minds. Thank God for Team America: World Police, the marionette-o-vision Homeland Security drama from South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone opening nationwide October 15. This movie is more than just therapy for anyone who has missed nights of sleep trying to decide between Empire and Appeasement or allowed their girlfriends to drag them to see Before Sunset: It is a moral vision of America's future delivered by two of our nation's finest political thinkers. It also makes your breath fresh, your teeth whiter, and teaches children their multiplication tables. |
| Posted by:muck4doo |
| #11 yeah, I dig the puppet porn to dude...hey, wait a minute.....wrong website. |
| Posted by: Jarhead 2004-10-15 7:58:42 PM |
| #10 was almost forgot. yourn gonna love kim jong ils pet panthers. |
| Posted by: muck4doo 2004-10-15 5:18:20 PM |
| #9 lol! ima get em purdy good nonymus name. jus got back and ima give it two thumb up. gonna go get the soundtrack in em while. ima can't get song out of my head. america, f*** yeah! must see if lotta profanity isnt bother you. also be ready see hot n heavy puppet porn. |
| Posted by: Chinese Chinelet7536 2004-10-15 5:15:36 PM |
| #8 mucky, can't do that, janeane is just like the hideous car wreck or road kill that one can't help but look at...... |
| Posted by: Jarhead 2004-10-15 3:38:30 PM |
| #7 Bruce Westbrook, reviewing it for the Houston Chronicle, said he found the performances "wooden". (He didn't like the movie. He said it didn't have the "subversive" character of South Park. I'll bet he just didn't get all the jokes.) |
| Posted by: Angie Schultz 2004-10-15 1:32:38 PM |
| #6 sory you didnt like it rc. woohoo ima outta work early today and am head to em theeter right now. ima try an come back later with em thoughts on it. :) ima close my eyes when itn come janeane garafolo scene tho. |
| Posted by: muck4doo 2004-10-15 1:21:15 PM |
| #5 I've been to Coporate Mofo a few times before - so their "style" isn't a surprise for me. *shrug* Doesn't do much for me. |
| Posted by: Robert Crawford 2004-10-15 1:02:58 PM |
| #4 I laughed. I cried. I laughed somemore. And that was just from reading the CorporateMoFo.com movie review. Can't wait to see the real thing. If you've got any doubts, go see the online trailer and the clips on the official movie web site. Mucky: Thanks for posting this link. Made my day. |
| Posted by: Classical_Liberal 2004-10-15 12:26:45 PM |
| #3 ROFLMAO!!! "There are three kinds of people in this world..." Sorry, RC, but I've been trying to stop laughing so I could comment for about 5-6 minutes, now. I've been to Coporate Mofo a few times before - so their "style" isn't a surprise for me. Oh man, my sides hurt like hell. And my face - I haven't laughed this hard in months. I've had to correct 20-30 errors in just this little snippet. But I can mutiply like a Corp Mofo, now, lol! Before Sunset / Sunrise must be Beyond the Valley of Suckiness. |
| Posted by: .com 2004-10-15 11:28:25 AM |
| #2 You know I wasn’t going to see this, but when I heard the LLL were angry with the film I will have to see it! Not o give the entire movie but I hear most of the LLL are killed during the movie. Also taking my son for a rare Dad/Son movie night. He is a big South Park fan and has done wonder to shape his political leanings. The LLL mistakenly thought that Trey Parker and Matt Stone were making fun of only conservatives. Shallow people they are they never really look at the true plots of the South Park episodes. Ever see the rain forest episode? They trashed the eviro-nazi but good in that one. Can’t wait to see it! |
| Posted by: Cyber Sarge 2004-10-15 11:17:41 AM |
| #1 Anyone else find this review, well, more offensive than anything Parker and Stone have ever done? I mean "Jew Talk"? (And I'm speaking as someone who's seen -- and enjoyed! -- "Cannibal: The Musical") |
| Posted by: Robert Crawford 2004-10-15 11:09:32 AM |