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Africa: Horn
African Leaders Discuss Sudanese Conflict
2004-10-18
Leaders of Egypt, Chad, Nigeria and Libya met Sunday with Sudan's president to discuss ways to resolve the humanitarian crisis in his country's western Darfur region without sanctions.
"Boy! More pate over here!"
The "mini-summit" at a Tripoli hotel began late Sunday, after the five leaders broke their daylong fast together for the Muslim holy month of Ramadan and headed into a well-guarded downtown hotel in the Libyan capital.
"More eggs benedict, Olusegun?"
Libyan leader Muammar Gadhafi wore a crimson African robe and a funny hat headdress along with a stunning brooch that had been his mother's as he entered the meeting, which was closed to journalists.
"We're discussing serious humanitarian issues in here. You can't come in!... Here, boy! Take this vichyssois back to the chef and tell him to warm it up. It's cold!"
One topic reportedly was a proposal that Egypt, Libya, Nigeria and Chad create a committee to mediate between the Khartoum government and the rebels in Darfur. There was no word on progress at the meeting, which was expected to last into the morning.
"Yes, by Gum! That's what we need! A committee!"
"How many people are gonna be on it, Hosni?"
"What's the shape of the table gonna be?"
"There ain't gonna be no infidels on it, are there?"
The spokesman for Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak said the summit was intended to prove that African leaders can solve their own problems — apparently a jab at efforts in the United Nations to force Sudan to end the fighting.
I guess there's always a first time for everything.
Posted by:Fred

#7  Hehe Mojo, mount a couple of strobelights on some Gunships and viola - instant UFO's.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2004-10-18 6:20:55 PM  

#6  It's kinda late for lunch but early for dinner, hmmmmm, let's drink then go to dinner. But we'll use the time to plan tomorrow's lunch.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-10-18 6:11:07 PM  

#5  OP, I still like the idea of mystery black helicopter/gunships paying nighttime visits to Janjaweed camps...
Posted by: mojo   2004-10-18 4:49:21 PM  

#4  A simple nuke on the center of Khartoum would reshape the entire Middle East, and put a stop to some of the stupidest waste of human lives this world has seen since Hitler exterminated the Jews. It would piss off Egypt, scare the bejesus out of everybody else, make the leftists crap their pants, and solve a WHOLE LOT of problems. Most of the problems today is that everybody's allowed to act like a teenager, and nobody wants to play parent. As long at the juveniles get away with it, it will continue and escalate. That's the major error Carter and Clinton made, and it's time to put a stop to all of it. We need to use our most SERIOUS consequences, so that next time we propose something more reasonable, people will be quite willing to accept it. If we're to be forced into the role of world policeman, we need to do it right.
Posted by: Old Patriot   2004-10-18 2:28:19 PM  

#3  as with most things these, days, nobody really redraws maps. Thats not legitimate. You exercise influence. Syria over Lebanon, forex. Egypt, maybe, over Gaza. Jordan, KSA, Iran, all trying to influence Iraq. Pakland historically trying to find proxies to run afghanistan, versus russian and iranian proxies.

My sense is that egypt has some influence over current govt in Sudan, and would like to increase it. And so they have been taking a sympathetic line to Khartoum.
Posted by: Liberalhawk   2004-10-18 2:03:31 PM  

#2  I'm not clear on Egypt's current relationship with the Sudan. It has varied in a real love / hate fest over the years. I think many educated Egyptians see the Sudan as a "lost" part of Egypt, subject to future recovery.
Posted by: Chuck Simmins   2004-10-18 1:51:02 PM  

#1  actually Chad seems pretty serious about this. Teh egyptians and Libyans are likely to try to protect their arab pals. Nigeria could be the swing "vote". Of course id be happier if Uganda and Rwanda were involved.

Posted by: Liberalhawk   2004-10-18 1:37:00 PM  

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