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Empress Teresa Doubts Laura Bush Has Ever Held A "Real Job"
2004-10-20
Posted by:Frank G

#58  Mrs Heinz is a intemperate, fat head (look at the pictures of her), elitist and clueless. Her insult of Mrs Bush was an insult against all teachers everywhere. My Wife the teacher was not amused. Her attempt to retract her insult was rightfully rejected on behalf of all those "little people" who teach and don't believe in your messed up socialist agendas.
Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom   2004-10-21 7:39:10 AM  

#57  Well done Poof Monster decuce! ROFLMAO!
Posted by: Shipman   2004-10-21 7:22:15 AM  

#56  What is that statement based on?

A personal opinion? Seemed more 'charitable' to attribute her verbal gaffe to inebriation, rather than chronic stupidity.
Posted by: Pappy   2004-10-20 11:41:11 PM  

#55  American Idiot, use your dictionary.

"Sober" has two meanings, both appropriate to this discussion, but only one involves chemically altered mental state. Whatever Ms. Heinz-Kerry may be, she is certainly not a sober, or serious, person. On the other hand, she is an impulsive, elitist, obnoxious, overbearing little pissant of a woman, whose parents clearly didn't spank her enough when she was a child.

I hope that clarified things for you.
Posted by: trailing wife   2004-10-20 11:05:45 PM  

#54  I believe Mrs. Davis was using sarcasm. Good God but you liberals are humorless old bluenoses. And no I'm not going to provide proof that you are liberal, old or a blue nose. So sue me.
Posted by: whitecollar redneck   2004-10-20 10:54:27 PM  

#53  But I'm still a pedantic anal asshat. Demanding proof from others that I'm too lazy to research myself, justifying it as a moral/ethical checkup on everyone but myself, and sucking up to new my overlords at Kofi Annan's beautiful edifice to multicultural participation in one-world patriarchy. You simpletons should bow now before I ask you to prove me wrong - with evidence. I'll be back at 10PM EST to check . Thanks in advance for your legwork to stop my trolling
Posted by: TheProofMonster   2004-10-20 9:30:08 PM  

#52  Ok; i'll change it for now. For now.
Posted by: TheProofMonster   2004-10-20 9:24:38 PM  

#51  Forgot the quote marks, aaaarrrggghhh!
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2004-10-20 9:14:37 PM  

#50  But well said AC.
Many thanks, AI. I really think you need a new nic, though.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2004-10-20 9:13:44 PM  

#49  Tell me, idiot, what are the Guardianista media-conformists going to do if Kerry wins and doesn't run up the white flag in Iraq and Afghanistan or abandon Israel to Eurabian terrorists or turn Bush over to the Hate-America Cult's kangaroo court?
Will Charlotte Raven finally join the vagina-bombers and try to sneak a MOAB onto one of our planes?
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2004-10-20 9:11:46 PM  

#48  It was a stupid gaffe, drunk or sober.

O i agree. I just like people to justify their statements with facts. If you are going to rubbish somebodies speech on the grounds they were drunk i want you to provide proof, otherwise its just so much heresay. But well said AC.
Posted by: AmericanIdiot   2004-10-20 9:07:48 PM  

#47  It was a stupid gaffe, drunk or sober. It's not as though Mrs. Bush's employment history is any kind of secret.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2004-10-20 9:03:50 PM  

#46  Then you must think she was drunk.

I, of course, meant to say 'sober' there.
Posted by: AmericanIdiot   2004-10-20 8:57:41 PM  

#45   You don't say she's sober? She must be sober or drunk. Then you must think she was drunk. qed. Say good night Gracie. Good night Gracie.


By your logic you MUST be saying she's drunk. Therefore you are A) making a claim you are unable to substantiate and B) lying when you say when did I ever say she was drunk?.

Its dangerous to use childish arguments Mrs Davis because they can be so easily turned against you.

As you might say qed
Posted by: AmericanIdiot   2004-10-20 8:56:23 PM  

#44  Of course you don't have a subscription to News-Sun. Nobody in Springfield is an idjit that I know if, that's why I gave you the link.

You don't say she's sober? She must be sober or drunk. Then you must think she was drunk.

qed.

Say good night Gracie.

Good night Gracie.
Posted by: Mrs. Davis   2004-10-20 8:51:18 PM  

#43  And if you want to know how your letter to Clark County Ohio is going, check here.

I have not written a letter to Clark County. An exercise in pointlessness. I also don't have a subscription to that obscure Springfield publication.

I'm not the one saying she's sober, you are.

Ah! now where did i say that? As i said again and again i was simply asking you to prove she was drunk. But, if you say you were not saying she was drunk then neither of us is questioning her sobriety or lack of it. Therefore she is innocent until proven guilty.
Posted by: AmericanIdiot   2004-10-20 8:46:37 PM  

#42  Not so fast, Idjit. Mucky is muck4doo. He said he was getting drunk (#35) and I told him to go easy on the raisins cause I don't want him picked up for DUI. And if you want to know how your letter to Clark County Ohio is going, check here.

And don't dodge the point of #38. We're keeping track.
Posted by: Mrs. Davis   2004-10-20 8:40:53 PM  

#41  I'm not mucky or mickey or anyone else. Have only been posting on this board since i found it during a google search for "clark county" + guardian + ohio. Still, if you wish to dodge the difficult questions in this way Mrs Davis so be it.
Posted by: AmericanIdiot   2004-10-20 8:35:15 PM  

#40  Take it easy on the raisins, Mucky.
Posted by: Mrs. Davis   2004-10-20 8:31:10 PM  

#39  Hi Mikey AI! Long time, no hear! Where's your evidence I asked for on 5/12/2003? Still waiting! Will be back at 2400 to check. Thanks in advance, idiot
Posted by: Frank G   2004-10-20 8:30:59 PM  

#38  I'm not the one saying she's sober, you are.
Posted by: Mrs. Davis   2004-10-20 8:30:29 PM  

#37  So you believe she was sober?
Posted by: AmericanIdiot   2004-10-20 8:29:42 PM  

#36  I was answering your question, What is that statement based on?
Posted by: Mrs. Davis   2004-10-20 8:27:43 PM  

#35  ima work on geting drunk in em bit ifn that makes anyone happy. :)
Posted by: muck4doo   2004-10-20 8:24:40 PM  

#34  Preemptively...

AIdiot, use google. Don't be a lazy bum.
Posted by: Memesis   2004-10-20 8:20:29 PM  

#33  No. 8 white raisins soaked in gin per day. Her Heinzness says so.

You see, thats fair enough. I'll happily accept that.

And when did I ever say she was drunk? Why are you putting words in my mouth?

Never directly. However i asked

It would be real nice if Mrs. H-K waited until she was sober before saying anything... What is that statement based on?

and you replied

The coherence and sobriety of Heinz' comment.

I would be interested to know what point you were making with that statement if you were not implying she was drunk?
Posted by: AmericanIdiot   2004-10-20 8:20:16 PM  

#32  You called yourself an Idjit, I didn't. I just don't call you American as I suspect you're from somewhere else. And when did I ever say she was drunk? Why are you putting words in my mouth?
Posted by: Mrs. Davis   2004-10-20 8:15:59 PM  

#31  AmericanIdiot: Conjecture?

No. 8 white raisins soaked in gin per day. Her Heinzness says so. Not sure what the remedy is supposed to be for.

Try that for years and you would become a guaranteed fluffy bunny alcoholic.

Also, read her utterances over years and you would not be sure what planet she is on.
Posted by: Memesis   2004-10-20 8:15:21 PM  

#30  OK, Idiot, she's not drunk.

Thank you. Thats all i asked.

She's nuts.

Again, prove it.
Posted by: AmericanIdiot   2004-10-20 8:14:45 PM  

#29  OK, Idiot, she's not drunk.

She's nuts.

Not to mention insufferably self-absorbed and arrogant.

And no, I don't have any links. Look them up yourself.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2004-10-20 8:13:25 PM  

#28  No. I'm saying you should prove me wrong before calling me an Idjit.. As i have not made any accusations it is up to you to prove yours; i am simply asking you to prove the validity of your statement that Ms Heinz was drunk.
Posted by: AmericanIdiot   2004-10-20 8:12:11 PM  

#27  Oh, Backin' down now, are ya?
Posted by: Mrs. Davis   2004-10-20 8:09:22 PM  

#26  No. Neither of us have evidence either way. But the 'she's drunk' proposition was made first. i simply asked for proof. I am asking for proof she was drunk, i have made no claims and therefore have nothing to prove.
Posted by: AmericanIdiot   2004-10-20 8:07:12 PM  

#25  OK Where's the evidence she's sober? Where's the evidence she's sane? None, eh? No links? Thought so. Idjit.
Posted by: Mrs. Davis   2004-10-20 8:03:39 PM  

#24  "white raisins with gin".

Conjecture?
Posted by: AmericanIdiot   2004-10-20 7:51:51 PM  

#23   #20 AmericanIdiot"

"there is no evidence there that she is drunk. Do you have any other proof?"

2 words... no, let'smake it 4 words: "white raisins with gin".
Posted by: Memesis   2004-10-20 7:48:46 PM  

#22  Next you'll want links, Mike. I'll be back at 8:00 to check.
Posted by: Mrs. Davis   2004-10-20 7:46:25 PM  

#21  #8 lex
"Maria Tereza IS a real job."

I object!

Maria Tereza IS a real nutjob.
Posted by: Memesis   2004-10-20 7:45:02 PM  

#20  The coherence and sobriety of Heinz' comment.

The statement makes perfect sense. It flows well, there is no evidence there that she is drunk. Do you have any other proof?
Posted by: AmericanIdiot   2004-10-20 7:42:30 PM  

#19  The coherence and sobriety of Heinz' comment.
Posted by: Mrs. Davis   2004-10-20 7:37:27 PM  

#18  It would be real nice if Mrs. H-K waited until she was sober before saying anything...


What is that statement based on?
Posted by: AmericanIdiot   2004-10-20 7:35:42 PM  

#17  Gin and white raisins will do it to you everytime.
Posted by: Bill Nelson   2004-10-20 7:29:45 PM  

#16  I appreciate and honor Mrs. Bush's service to the country as First Lady, and am sincerely sorry I had not remembered her important work in the past."

It would be real nice if Mrs. H-K waited until she was sober before saying anything...
Posted by: Pappy   2004-10-20 7:07:21 PM  

#15  Just think: if this woman's hockey-puck husband wins the election, we'll have to endure four YEARS of her crazy bullshit.

[SHUDDER]
Posted by: Dave D.   2004-10-20 6:54:43 PM  

#14  This means war you mozambique cunt.
Posted by: Laura B   2004-10-20 6:38:08 PM  

#13  I can hardly wait for my Wife and Daughter (both teachers) to get home from work and let them know. SNORK
It won't matter much they are both die hard Republicans. But It does show what the elitists actually think, teachers are dumb (their unions support democrats.)
Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom   2004-10-20 5:55:22 PM  

#12  Her Majesty probably received a hasty call from the NEA:
"Er, we know that Lara was a Repug and therefore a subversive influence in the education system and a class enemy, but we can't very well deny that she had the job, and it is a REAL JOB!"
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2004-10-20 5:13:50 PM  

#11  I don't know many full time in the work force/moms that have butlers, nannies, drivers and housekeepers. Can she be any more elitist?
Posted by: GQ   2004-10-20 4:39:07 PM  

#10  BTW - I stole the "Empress Teresa" from Countrystore - give it a look for good fun with Lurch and The Empress
Posted by: Frank G   2004-10-20 4:34:38 PM  

#9  Maybe it's a typo. Maybe TaRAYza's suggesting that she never gave a real 'job?
Posted by: BH   2004-10-20 4:30:36 PM  

#8  Maria Tereza IS a real job.
Posted by: lex   2004-10-20 4:23:43 PM  

#7  "Forgot" my ass. She didn't know in the first place. The response sounds like a press release at a trial. Please, oh please, Kerry, Edwards, and Ketchup Lady, keep talking. You're doing yourselves more damage daily.
Posted by: nada   2004-10-20 4:23:12 PM  

#6  The only word she wrote in that press release was "I".
Posted by: Mrs. Davis   2004-10-20 4:21:41 PM  

#5  Must be the Botox. I hear it's hell on brain cells.
Posted by: tu3031   2004-10-20 4:19:47 PM  

#4  OOPS! Looks like someone told her she really stepped in it - she's issued an apology:

Teresa Heinz Kerry released the following statement today:

"I had forgotten that Mrs. Bush had worked as a school teacher and librarian, and there couldn't be a more important job than teaching our children. As someone who has been both a full time mom and full time in workforce, I know we all have valuable experiences that shape who we are. I appreciate and honor Mrs. Bush's service to the country as First Lady, and am sincerely sorry I had not remembered her important work in the past
."

HT to the KerrySpot
Posted by: Frank G   2004-10-20 4:14:10 PM  

#3  Real job....

Preview is My Friend
Posted by: Rick T   2004-10-20 4:01:45 PM  

#2  Well, we know Her Heinzness never held a real. College, UN shill, then she got her Mrs. and quit working.....
Posted by: Rick T   2004-10-20 4:01:18 PM  

#1  ;-) HT to Drudge
Posted by: Frank G   2004-10-20 3:51:10 PM  

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