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| court declares whales and dolfins cant sue bush |
| 2004-10-20 |
| Posted by:muck4doo |
| #13 Willie may have registered the whales, but did he manage to register the DEAD whales? I think not. |
| Posted by: Hizzoner 2004-10-20 8:35:38 PM |
| #12 Read bipeds! I said Red! Like in Red states! We at Marineland want to be owner operators! If you want your Palm Read it's $40.00 flat rate plus herring for artistic effects. |
| Posted by: Flipper 2004-10-20 7:23:12 PM |
| #11 I can see it now. the attorney for the family of the victim, Ollie Otter is sueing Kenny the Killer Whale for "wrongful death |
| Posted by: Cheaderhead 2004-10-20 7:11:14 PM |
| #10 Only a matter of time, Flipper. You're coming up, mofo. |
| Posted by: Capn Nemo 2004-10-20 6:36:56 PM |
| #9 Don't f*ck with us, Flipper, or I will personally mix you with mayo and relish and serve you with crackers. |
| Posted by: BH 2004-10-20 6:11:55 PM |
| #8 Don't worry we got Marineland covered like a red, wet blanket, even that bastard Shamu is with us. F*k the minimum wage! We want a piece of the action! |
| Posted by: Flipper 2004-10-20 5:55:10 PM |
| #7 Oh, I don't know, Mucky. San Francisco and neighboring Berkeley are legitimate fronts in the WoT, and the 9th Circus is a major force in legitimizing fifth column activity, so I think it belongs here. Fred may well decide otherwise, however. |
| Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy 2004-10-20 5:23:27 PM |
| #6 Dr. Doolittle, Esq. - Atty to the animal kingdom: "He talks for those who can't...except to him" |
| Posted by: Frank G 2004-10-20 5:15:37 PM |
| #5 Willie Brown registered everybody. |
| Posted by: buwaya 2004-10-20 5:12:27 PM |
| #4 ooops. ima thought im had this for page 2. can it be move fred? |
| Posted by: muck4doo 2004-10-20 5:09:32 PM |
| #3 (the court) said it saw no reason why animals should not be allowed to sue... Let me express my non-surprise that the 9th Circus Court is involved in this. |
| Posted by: SteveS 2004-10-20 4:55:09 PM |
| #2 A three-judge panel of the U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco, widely considered one of the most liberal and activist in the country, said it saw no reason why animals should not be allowed to sue but said they had not yet been granted that right. Oh give the 9th some time. They're probably working right now on rectifying that sad situation. |
| Posted by: tu3031 2004-10-20 4:50:24 PM |
| #1 ....but, this being San Francisco, they are probably registered to vote. |
| Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy 2004-10-20 4:47:06 PM |