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300 children bitten by 'blood sucking' monkeys
2004-11-02
Hey, it was over the course of three weeks...
Monkeys lurking at an ancient Hindu temple in India's northeast have attacked up to 300 children over three weeks, temple officials said Tuesday. "They hide in trees and swoop on unsuspecting children loitering about in the temple premises or walking by, clawing them and even sucking a bit of blood," Bani Kumar Sharma, a priest at the Kamakhya temple in Assam state, told The Associated Press. The temple, one of the most famous in India, is located in Gauhati, Assam's capital. "I was returning home from school when a monkey suddenly pounced on me, scratched my head and hand and pushed me to the ground," said Jolly Sharma, a 6-year-old girl.
Cheeze, I hate it when that happens to me...
At least 2,000 rhesus monkeys roam in and around the temple, but none had shown aggressive behavior in the past, the priest said. Monkeys are often found in tens of thousands of temples across India. They are seen as a symbol of Hanuman, the mythical monkey god, and devotees visiting temples often feed them. While occasional attacks by monkeys are not uncommon at temples, the sudden surge in attacks at the Gauhati temple has experts perplexed. Some say the Gauhati monkeys may be turning violent because of shrinking living spaces, or because animals once kept as pets might not have been able to adjust to new lives around the temple. "The loss of habitat due to increased human settlement in the hills around the temple and the release of monkeys kept confined at home ... could be among the reasons for some of the monkeys behaving in a weird manner," said Narayan Mahanta, a wildlife official in Gauhati. Three monkeys were randomly tranquilized by wildlife officials over the weekend and have been taken to the Gauhati Zoo where they will be examined in search of clues to explain the changing behavior, Mahanta said.
Maybe Hanuman is annoyed?
Posted by:Chuck Simmins

#4  If you substituted moonbats for the monkeys in this article, well... the similarities are remarkable.

Maybe we should snarf up a few of our moonbats and, after thorough investigation, inteviews, analysis, vivisection - the usual routine, we can learn why they are such hate-filled clueless deviants.

Rinse (literally). Repeat as needed. Sigh. I think this will require a lot of moonbats cuz we'll need beaucoup data points to be really, really, really sure. We must be patient - we don't want to prejudge or indulge in hasty conclusions - a sure sign of intellectual indolence. Rigorous. Yes - that should be our touchstone.

Perhaps, afterwards, those few that survive the program can write a learned paper on our findings.
Posted by: .com   2004-11-02 12:50:36 PM  

#3  Rantburg, always out front in documenting Mohammedan terrorism.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2004-11-02 12:16:43 PM  

#2  What's MoveOn.org doing in northwest India, anyway?
Posted by: Mike   2004-11-02 11:20:22 AM  

#1  Blood-sucking monkeys--why do they hate us?
Posted by: Dar   2004-11-02 11:04:25 AM  

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