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Israel-Palestine
Arafat in stable condition: French health officials
2004-11-08
Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat is in "stable condition" but doctors have restricted visits to his bedside in a French military hospital, the French armed forces health department said Monday.
Stable: Resistant to change of position or condition; not easily moved or disturbed, Not subject to sudden or extreme change or fluctuation, Maintaining equilibrium.
Rigor Mortis: Muscular stiffening following death.

Arafat is still receiving treatment in an intensive care unit at the hospital in Clamart outside Paris and "his condition is stable", according to the chief surgeon of the military health department, Christain Estripeau.
"How stable? Well, he can't get any worse."
"President Arafat's medical condition forces us to restrict visits to him," said Estripeau, who read a statement to reporters in front of the hospital, the first such statement since Friday.
"We can't pull off this charade in front of witnesses."
"The present statement has been made with respect for the discretion demanded by Mrs Arafat, his wife," he said.
"She doesn't want anyone to know he's, er, stable."
Four of Arafat's top lieutenants, prime minister Ahmed Qorei, acting Palestine Liberation Organisation (PLO) chief Mahmud Abbas, foreign minister Nabil Shaath, and parliament speaker Rawhi Fattuh were expected in Paris later Monday to visit the ailing Palestinian leader. They had earlier shelved the visit after Arafat's wife, Suha Arafat, accused them of trying to "bury him alive".
No worry of that, anymore.
Arafat, 75, has been hospitalised near Paris since October 29.
Posted by:Steve

#17  Oh, that joke, they tried to kill us thing.... LOL of course.

To make offical tho a certain peculiar form of celebration to The Day of the Fish will be needed. Mullet? Every body have kosher fish sticks?
Posted by: Shipman   2004-11-08 6:37:59 PM  

#16  Wait a second.... I haven't heard it? Is it some weird Jewish joke? Like turn on the left light Momma he want's a blue suit?
Posted by: Shipman   2004-11-08 6:35:24 PM  

#15  When everyone finally agrees he's history, the Jews won't be the only ones celebrating. Maybe it'll be the first World Holiday.
Posted by: Mrs. Davis   2004-11-08 5:04:25 PM  

#14  Im surprised more people arent picking up on it this last week. Googling suggests only some more obscure blogs have headlined things like "jewish holiday on the way?" are we all too nervous these days?
Posted by: Liberalhawk   2004-11-08 4:59:14 PM  

#13  Oh, that joke. Yeah, heard it.
Posted by: Mrs. Davis   2004-11-08 4:57:07 PM  

#12  Arafat, in a mood of anxiety about the future, goes to a fortune teller. What day will I die, he asks?
Consulting her crystal ball, the fortune teller concentrates intensely, then whispers - you shall die on a Jewish holiday.
Which one?, asks the chairman. Sukkos? Rosh HaShanah?
It doesnt matter, says the fortune teller. ANY day that you die will be a Jewish Holiday.
Posted by: Liberalhawk   2004-11-08 4:55:09 PM  

#11  Which joke?
Posted by: Mrs. Davis   2004-11-08 4:51:48 PM  

#10  is there anyone here who HASNT heard the joke?
Posted by: Liberalhawk   2004-11-08 4:42:39 PM  

#9  Stable = Flatline.
Posted by: Mrs. Davis   2004-11-08 4:41:47 PM  

#8  What's "stable" mean? He hasn't started to decompose yet?
Posted by: tu3031   2004-11-08 4:41:15 PM  

#7  L Hawk,
Thought you might be channeling Dennis Miller...
Posted by: Capsu78   2004-11-08 4:39:23 PM  

#6  BTW, for those who are confused, the story of Rachel and David is an extended riff on the old joke about Arafat going to a fortune teller, a joke that seems about to reach its long awaited fulfillment.
Posted by: Liberalhawk   2004-11-08 4:31:37 PM  

#5  "Rachel, didnt I tell you NOT to set up the candles and wine yet?"
"David, I HAVE to do the rituals on the day that Arafat actually dies, since THAT is the day of the holiday. If I wait, and hes alreay dead, then Im saying brochas (blessings) in vain, and thats an aveira (violation). "

"Look Rachel, if you say the brochas over wine and challah, and you then drink and eat, its not a vain brocha, so its ok. The only problem is saying shehechayanu, the prayer for reaching a happy occasion. And as Im sure you well know, you are supposed to say Shehechayanu when putting on a new garment ...."
"Lets see, Nordstroms, Macys, or Nieman Marcus?"
Posted by: Liberalhawk   2004-11-08 4:29:07 PM  

#4  Stable condition? Hell, I've got left over BBQ chicken "in stable condition" in the frig from last Saturday.
Posted by: Mark Z.   2004-11-08 4:10:36 PM  

#3  "That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange eons even death may die."

__H.P. Lovecraft citing Abdul Alhazred's translation of the Necronomicon
Posted by: borgboy   2004-11-08 3:53:29 PM  

#2  Cue up Weekend at Bernie's...we will fool the infidel's yet...
Posted by: Ahmed Q   2004-11-08 3:49:15 PM  

#1  "Any change?"

"Only in temperature..."
Posted by: mojo   2004-11-08 3:09:08 PM  

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