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Afghanistan/South Asia
Mullah Omar vows to retake Afghanistan
2004-11-12
Taliban leader Mullah Mohammad Omar has accused the United States of trying to impose a puppet administration in Afghanistan and vowed to regain control of the country, a Pakistan-based Afghan news agency reported on Friday.
"Yar! The puppets dance to my strings!"
A message from [him] was sent to newspaper offices in Peshawar, the Afghan Islamic Press said.
'Cuz he can't get out his message any other way. Here he is trying to seem relevant. Sorry Omar, your time has passed. Afghanistan is free.
The message, to mark the Muslim festival of Eid al-Fitr, came the day before the third anniversary of the day when U.S.-backed Afghan forces captured Kabul from the Taliban on November 13, 2001. Omar said the Taliban remained committed to their Caliphate Islamic ideals. "There is much more brotherhood, obedience and steadfastness in the Taliban's Islamic movement than before," he said. "America and its puppets should know that we are determined to enslave and impoverish free and regain the sovereignty of our country." Omar said Eid was coming at a time when Afghanistan and Islamic values "remain plunged into horror and Crusader vengeance" and Taliban and mujahideen continued to be imprisoned by the United States in Cuba and Afghanistan. "America...is trying to impose its puppet administration," the message said. "Moral decadence, desecration of Islamic values and crime are increasing in Afghanistan. Every ploy is being used to mislead women." Omar said the Taliban "could have connived with America to retain power and this worldly rule by giving up Afghan honor. But they didn't do it," he said. "You should rest assured that I and my Mujahid colleagues will never accept anything except shari'a, sweet, sweet shari'a Islamic injunctions." The past year has seen increased violence by the Taliban and their militant allies, but they failed in their vow to disrupt presidential elections last month won by U.S.-backed incumbent Hamid Karzai.
Thanks for playing, Mullah Omar. Your time is up.
Posted by:Dan Darling

#9  "There is much more brotherhood, obedience and steadfastness in the Taliban’s Islamic movement than before,"

I wonder if that's because he's the only one left.
Posted by: BillH   2004-11-12 9:45:44 PM  

#8  Are we even hunting for this useless Goomba anymore?
Posted by: tu3031   2004-11-12 8:40:45 PM  

#7  
Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
It had the one long horn, one big eye
I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"
It looks like a purple eater to me


from : my.execpc.com
Posted by: BigEd   2004-11-12 6:23:57 PM  

#6  Well there's the one celebrating Mo' sucessfully losing his virginity. The one celebrating his first sucessful act of rape. The one celebrating his first act of murder. You get the idea....
Posted by: CrazyFool   2004-11-12 5:50:25 PM  

#5  how many damn holy festivals does this religion have, hell i think they are starting too coincide aren't they.
Posted by: smokeysinse   2004-11-12 5:46:13 PM  

#4  Mullah Omar is still playing dominoes with Osama, down in a 200 foot cave, eating cans of beans. He knows his "Dead Or Alive" declaration by 'W' won't expire despite the election. And it's a pain to have to watch your back from US Bounty and Head Hunters!
Posted by: smn   2004-11-12 5:39:03 PM  

#3  How ya gonna get the girls back on the farm after they travelled three days to vote for the government of their choice?
Posted by: trailing wife   2004-11-12 2:30:11 PM  

#2  He should move to Germany and claim 80% of his old salary for the next 100 years.
Posted by: ed   2004-11-12 1:55:04 PM  

#1  It's tough being an unemployed potentate these days. I'll bet the poor guy's benefits have run out by now.
Posted by: Fred   2004-11-12 1:51:38 PM  

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