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| Introducing the Auto-rantic Virtual Moonbat! |
| 2004-11-13 |
| Amaze your friends! Befuddle your enemies! Get A's in Gender Studies! Get laid at the next ANSWER demo! With this indispensable new tool of nuance and cutting edge progressive awareness! I tried it with everything on "random" and came up with this: Once again, the Recriminals have STOLEN the so-called "election"!!! The henchmen of Karl Rove bribed minority voters in France!!!!!!!!! And their last-minute SCARE TACTICS of accusing John Kerry of being a liberal, and trying to focus on morality instead of REAL ISSUES like Vietnam were calculated to frighten so-called "women" into VOTING!!!! If you're not MIFFED about this, then you're a BIG IDIOT!! |
| Posted by:Atomic Conspiracy |
| #9 Who is Joe Mendiola? |
| Posted by: Korora 2004-11-13 9:09:55 PM |
| #8 Aha!! It appears the secret of Joe Mendiola's posts has been brought out into the open! |
| Posted by: Bomb-a-rama 2004-11-13 8:06:46 PM |
| #7 This should go in the Classix! |
| Posted by: Korora 2004-11-13 7:17:56 PM |
| #6 "Once again, the Ruminants have STOLEN the so-called "election"!!! The henchmen of Karl Rove drafted minority voters in Abu Ghraib!!!!!!!!! And their last-minute SCARE TACTICS of accusing John Kerry of being a crash test dummy, and trying to focus on the Constitution instead of REAL ISSUES like socialized medicine were calculated to frighten so-called "moderates" into VOTING!!!! If you're not GLABROUS about this, then you're a BIG IDIOT!!!!!! I could spend hours doing this! lol (ok, not) |
| Posted by: 98zulu 2004-11-13 3:20:00 PM |
| #5 I'm going to rig up an autoposting script and hook it to this, then aim it at DU, once every 30 minutes or so. I bet they'll never notice. What makes you think someone hasn't already done this, OS? And how exactly can you tell? |
| Posted by: SteveS 2004-11-13 12:19:10 PM |
| #4 I'm going to rig up an autoposting script and hook it to this, then aim it at DU, once every 30 minutes or so. I bet they'll never notice. Once again, the Recidivists have STOLEN the so-called "election"!!! The henchmen of Karl Rove disenfranchised minority voters in France!!!!!!!!! And their last-minute SCARE TACTICS of accusing John Kerry of being a traitor, and trying to focus on gay marriage instead of REAL ISSUES like health care were calculated to frighten so-called "chimps" into VOTING!!!! If you're not DYSCALCIATE about this, then you're a BIG IDIOT! |
| Posted by: OldSpook 2004-11-13 11:44:06 AM |
| #3 Nice to see Al Gore is gainfully employed.... |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2004-11-13 9:56:09 AM |
#2 Let's see, randomize everything…Once again, the Replicants have STOLEN the so-called "election"!!! The henchmen of Karl Rove ate minority voters in Cuba!!!!!!!!! And their last-minute SCARE TACTICS of accusing John Kerry of being a billionaire, and trying to focus on morality instead of REAL ISSUES like Vietnam were calculated to frighten so-called "men" into VOTING!!!! If you're not CROSS-EYED about this, then you're a BIG IDIOT!!!!!!!ROTFLMGMO! |
| Posted by: Korora 2004-11-13 8:57:15 AM |
| #1 Rethuglican 4-life |
| Posted by: Destro 2004-11-13 8:25:03 AM |