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Iraq-Jordan
Iraqis dispute US progress in Falluja
2004-11-15
A spokesman for the Falluja resistance says US forces are at an impasse in the city, and denies the US offensive against the town has succeeded.
"No, no! Certainly not! The Resistance is heroically repelling the invaders, mowing them down in drovers! Tell 'em, Mahmoud... Mahmoud?"
Speaking to Aljazeera by telephone on Saturday, the spokesman said the US military was suffering increasing numbers of casualties. "The announcement of the end of the military offensive is proof that American forces are in an impasse ... the American criminals and the Iraqi apostates have suffered more than 150 killed and more than 270 wounded," said Abu Saad al-Dlimi, spokesman of the Shura (consultative) Council of the Muhajidin in Falluja.
"Yeah! We're murderlizin' 'em! Their stomaches are roasting in hell! Tell 'em, Ahmed!... Ahmed?"
Earlier, US-backed Iraqi government officials pronounced the conclusion of a massive six-day US offensive on Falluja. "Today alone, young freedom fighters have been able to torch more than 12 [American military] vehicles," said the resistance spokesman, adding that the situation had not changed for the past three days. "US forces are still outside the [northwestern] Julan neighbourhood. US forces were not able to gain one metre of this district," Dlimi added.
"Dead! They're all dead! We slaughtered 'em all! Tell 'em, Mustafa!... Mustafa?"
"US forces are meeting with fierce resistance from inside Falluja districts ... and are surrounded. They are under missile and artillery fire," he said. A senior Iraqi official said earlier on Saturday that the battle to retake the city was over, with more than 1000 fighters killed, but that the country's most wanted man, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, had fled.
"Youse guyz keep fighting! I'm gonna go get help! (Curly-toed slippers, don't fail me now!)"
"Operation Fajr (Dawn) has been achieved and only the malignant pockets remain that we are dealing with through a clean-up operation," Qasim Dawud, a minister of state, said. The US military, which spearheaded the six-day assault, said commanders on the ground had yet to declare the operation over. Dlimi rejected Dawud's assertions. "The number of martyrs among young fighters does not exceed 100, the others are unarmed civilians who were crushed by American tanks," said Dlimi.
"Duh! Yeah! Dey never laid a glove on us... Huhuh! Lissen to da birdies! I like birdies!"
"If [the Americans] say they have wrapped up operations in Falluja, we are telling them that if that is true allow all satellite networks to enter the city this night so the world can see what is really happening in the streets of Falluja. "Everything they are announcing is disinformation. Falluja is the theatre of butchery and destruction. Today they bombed the only telecommunications centre which provided links between Falluja and the outside world. Americans are criminals," said the spokesman.
"A curse on their infidel moustaches!"
Posted by:Fred

#3  "Today they bombed the only telecommunications centre which provided links between Falluja and the outside world."

Was that possibly the one that had the 45 minutes worth of secondary explosions?
Posted by: Old Grouch   2004-11-15 9:32:16 PM  

#2  I thought Bob was going over to CBS to become the new anchor? The newiers really have to be desperate for 'hate America' commentary to start quoting "A spokesman for the Falluja resistance..." But they are slow to learn the lesson.
Posted by: Cyber Sarge   2004-11-15 6:56:55 AM  

#1  I don't know... this Dlimi's no Baghdad Bob. They should try to pick Bob up as a free agent next season. I'm pretty sure he won't bust their salary cap. Ever since his aweful '03 season with the Iraqi Baaths he just can't seem to demand the same kinda baksheesh as he used to.
Posted by: Damn_Proud_American   2004-11-15 12:31:43 AM  

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