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Va. man coats motel room w/14 jars of petroleum jelly -- Update
2004-12-08
EFL & HT to WorldNetDaily
A Virginia man who admitted Monday to coating his motel room with the contents of 14 jars of petroleum jelly in May will have to pay $3,886 for damages to the motel. He didn't have much of the goo -- typically used as diaper rash ointment or as a balm for chapped lips -- in his possession when he was booked in at the county jail, a correction officer said. "He looked normal," booking officer Anthony Rando said. "He didn't look slippery," Rando said, but he carried the smell of petroleum jelly with him into the jail.
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Posted by:Dragon Fly

#6  im pleesd we have um gud coach for gators!
Posted by: Dragon Fly   2004-12-08 1:21:45 PM  

#5  I would have bet money that this was an M4D post.

BTW: Got you a good coach gator boy.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-12-08 1:10:50 PM  

#4  In jail and smelling of petroleum jelly. Definitely not a good thing.
Posted by: Jonathan   2004-12-08 12:06:31 PM  

#3  Just another case where petroleum jelly has landed someone in deep sh*t.
Posted by: BH   2004-12-08 11:48:01 AM  

#2  Mike - You are a very bad man.
Posted by: Laurence of the Rats   2004-12-08 11:06:04 AM  

#1  Pretty slick for a rash act, but he slipped up in the end.
Posted by: Mike   2004-12-08 10:36:31 AM  

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