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-Short Attention Span Theater-
90 Days For Doggie Play
2004-12-17
The state Supreme Court will hear the appeal of a woman who thinks 90 days in jail is too harsh a penalty for having sex with a dog.
Eeeeewwwwww!
Ramon Anglemeyer was charged after her arrest in January of 2003 when Lincoln police seized videotapes at the home of John Ways Jr. The tapes showed Anglemeyer having sex with a canine.
"Want some dog biscuits, little fellah?"
The high court will hear oral arguments in the case on January 5th.
I just squirted coffee out my nose...
Ways owned a strip club until he was sentenced to six years in a federal pen for possessing an explosive device. On appeal, Anglemeyer says her conviction was based on her association with Ways, rather than evidence presented against her. She received the maximum sentence: 90 days and a $500 fine. When sentencing Anglemeyer, Lancaster County Judge Gale Pokorny said she and Ways had made similar tapes involving animals and other woman. He concluded that Ways and Anglemeyer were part of a pornography business.
Holmes! Brilliant! What led you to that conclusion?
Posted by:muck4doo

#15  Does she have right to conjugal visits?

What are they going to do with the dog? Not that I'm interested, you understand. Just idle curiosity.
Posted by: jackal   2004-12-17 11:33:31 PM  

#14  K9, KY... some people are easily confused.
Posted by: Tom   2004-12-17 8:55:45 PM  

#13  AC - in people years, certainly.

In dog years, maybe not. ;-)
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2004-12-17 8:42:19 PM  

#12  With the inevitable split, the contest will be over who gets the heated fire plug.
Posted by: Capt America   2004-12-17 12:47:44 PM  

#11  Exhibit A: transmitted sexual dog fleas
Posted by: Capt America   2004-12-17 12:46:50 PM  

#10  "Bad dog! No nookie! ... Um, I mean, 'no cookie!'"
Posted by: Dar   2004-12-17 12:09:48 PM  

#9  "A dog, a strip club owner, and an explosive device....." Well, if anyone involved said "Here, hold my beer and watch this!", there could have been Darwin Award potential, for sure.
Posted by: Sgt. Mom   2004-12-17 10:28:28 AM  

#8  A dog, a strip club owner, and an explosive device. Something tells me that this situation was maybe a six-pack shy of becoming a Homeland Security issue.
Posted by: BH   2004-12-17 10:16:04 AM  

#7  LOL AC!
Posted by: Shipman   2004-12-17 9:44:04 AM  

#6  Colonial barfly #1: I say, what has become of old Nigel?
Colonial barfly #2: Gone native, living upcountry in a tree with a baboon, last I heard.
#1: A baboon you say? Male or female?
#2: Why male, of course. Nothing queer about old Nigel, you know!
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2004-12-17 8:10:30 AM  

#5  The dog was almost certainly under-age anyway.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2004-12-17 8:07:05 AM  

#4  She could always get legal help from NAMBLA (North American Mastiff/Beagle Love Association).
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2004-12-17 8:03:13 AM  

#3  When I got to the "The high court will hear oral arguments" part I blew grits all over the screen. Grits is hard to clean up.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2004-12-17 7:30:53 AM  

#2  A man in New Hampshire was briefly arrested for having sex with a beached whale but was soon released when police identified the "victim" as my ex-wife (aka Jabba the Slutt).
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2004-12-17 7:29:12 AM  

#1  The Cornhuskers must get frisky during the winter.
Posted by: Capt America   2004-12-17 2:46:54 AM  

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