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Afghanistan/South Asia
Man dies dancing at Turt Murad Shah's shrine
2004-12-17
LAHORE: A middle aged man died on Thursday evening when he was smoking hashish and dancing at the shrine of Turt Murad Shah in Lawrence Gardens. Habibur Rehman of Gujrat suddenly fell down and fainted. He was taken to the hospital where doctors pronounced him dead. The body was sent for an autopsy.
"Well, Dr. Quincy? What do you think?"
"I think God struck him dead, Sam."
Posted by:Fred

#5  "Nurse! Doritos, stat!"
Posted by: Dar   2004-12-17 10:29:44 AM  

#4  Jesse James,West coast Chopper:"The fumes are making me dizzy"
Posted by: raptor   2004-12-17 7:44:44 AM  

#3  Jeez..... guy blows .462 and lives and some poor hash smoker buys it. Seems like maybe a mistake was made.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-12-17 7:33:07 AM  

#2  Guess he just spun out.

Ouch quit hitting me.
Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom   2004-12-17 4:09:14 AM  

#1  He didn't pay attention when his munchy time alarm went off. When this happens, the tragic result is hypoglycemic Dervishes lose their Whirl. Nothing left for the spin cycle... I guess he needed an MSM reporter to show up before he died, not after. So sad.
Posted by: .com   2004-12-17 3:10:08 AM  

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