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UN calls global summit for September
2004-12-18
The United Nations has convened a summit for September 14-16 next year as the world body looks at a sweeping overhaul of the organisation, it was announced on Friday. The UN general assembly, which groups all 191 member states, adopted a resolution calling on every nation to send heads of state and government to the summit, which comes just ahead of the assembly's annual general debate.
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Posted by:Fred

#7  give them enough time for the logistics, concubines, and caterers to mobilize for the mission.

Special charters for Children's Crusade contingents from Congo, Kosovo... Two dozen suites at the Plaza should do it (assuming 24 x 7 booty calls)
Posted by: lex   2004-12-18 10:05:16 PM  

#6  Will this be televised live? It could be funnier than NBC's fall line up. That would be embarassing if Fox News beat them in sweeps week.
Posted by: Mrs. Davis   2004-12-18 12:40:07 PM  

#5  No, Kojo. Your sister's husband has it. You have been given much, my son. You must learn to be humble and thankful for the bounty you have been blessed with (ya greedy little punk).
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2004-12-18 12:21:07 PM  

#4  Hey, dad? Can I have the catering contract?
Posted by: Kojo Annan   2004-12-18 9:55:56 AM  

#3  And lots of limos and limo, uh, um, helpers like. Nothing like dark-tinted windows, the smell of leather and, heh, some spiffy limo helpers to get a UN funtionary, er, functioning. Top it off with XO, yummm. Yeah, that's the ticket. And did you know you can drink it, too? Multi-functional. Perfect for the UN crowd.
Posted by: .com   2004-12-18 2:24:27 AM  

#2  Don't forget the XO Cognac...
Posted by: True German Ally   2004-12-18 1:20:15 AM  

#1  Saver First class airfares or charters and perdiem checks are being procured as we speak. 9 months advance warning ought to give them enough time for the logistics, concubines, and caterers to mobilize for the mission.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2004-12-18 1:16:47 AM  

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