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2004-12-22 |
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Posted by:Fred |
#20 Random obscure reference: "The secret service has never been so lethal" |
Posted by: Rafael 2004-12-22 11:42:07 PM |
#19 Undermining the culture of other countries...where do I sign up? Sharper Minds Daily |
Posted by: Radio Guy 2004-12-22 7:26:33 PM |
#18 ..What impressed me was that whoever wrote the ad knew the difference between minions and henchmen, and that's the kind of outfit I want to work for. The only question I have is what kind of company car do you get? Mike |
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski 2004-12-22 7:07:58 PM |
#17 I can be pure evil when needed.... but a b-crat... nah... PowerPoint is just to boring... |
Posted by: 3dc 2004-12-22 5:37:42 PM |
#16 HR sez you have to have some GS-5hm's for diversity... |
Posted by: Frank G 2004-12-22 5:36:40 PM |
#15 No, you can't use a GS-5HM + a GS-9HM. Sniff, I remember when I was on the cutting edge of shark jumping. |
Posted by: Shipman 2004-12-22 5:34:57 PM |
#14 This is why super villians always fail -- Frank keeps pushing GS-5HM's on them, and a GS-5HM can't even mop a floor without slipping on the soapy water. You need quality help these days, and a GS-14HM is absolutely essential. No, you can't use a GS-5HM + a GS-9HM. |
Posted by: Steve White 2004-12-22 5:30:57 PM |
#13 Bartender I'll have a can of that "plausible deniability" and a women of shady virtue please. |
Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom 2004-12-22 5:05:27 PM |
#12 same class as those nameless "security" guys on Star Trek that died within minutes of landing on an alien planet :-) |
Posted by: Frank G 2004-12-22 4:55:15 PM |
#11 GS-5HM |
Posted by: Frank G 2004-12-22 4:54:04 PM |
#10 Not sure if henchmen are listed on the GSA purchasing schedule... |
Posted by: Seafarious 2004-12-22 4:50:57 PM |
#9 Steve - with an unlimited budget you can shop online at VillainSupply for those neat secret lairs, weapons, and henchman |
Posted by: Frank G 2004-12-22 4:30:41 PM |
#8 I won't even consider the job unless my headquarters are on a secret island with a volcano or a orbiting space station. I do have standards to keep up. |
Posted by: Steve 2004-12-22 4:21:45 PM |
#7 I dont care as long as I get paid and get a crack at those 'women of shady virtue' -- LOL! I even have a white cat and wear a leather glove..... |
Posted by: DirecterOfSecretOperations 2004-12-22 4:21:44 PM |
#6 The position will be so super secret that not even the holder will know that he has it. |
Posted by: True German Ally 2004-12-22 4:14:16 PM |
#5 I recommend Maureen Dowd. She's got the ruthless thing down pat. I can arrange for the dueling scars myself (for a nominal fee). |
Posted by: Jonathan 2004-12-22 4:14:15 PM |
#4 How are the benefits? I have a pre-existing condition. |
Posted by: Dreadnought 2004-12-22 4:10:31 PM |
#3 "A thorough working knowlege of the term 'plausible deniability' is a must for this position." |
Posted by: Seafarious 2004-12-22 4:03:36 PM |
#2 ROTFLMAO Fits Old Spook to a T, I would think. |
Posted by: Matt 2004-12-22 3:54:55 PM |
#1 Sorry, no capes for me. Not since I saw "The Incredibles". Although I will compromise that for the "women of shady virtue" perks! |
Posted by: Dar 2004-12-22 3:43:53 PM |