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Raving Moonbat: Christmas tree recycling unfair
2004-12-29
An atheist activist forced Chicago to change its Christmas tree recycling program, complaining it was unfair to non-Christians. The city wanted to bolster its Blue Bag recycling program by offering a years worth of blue bags and some mulch to anyone who turned in a used Christmas tree. But Rob Sherman, known for his campaign to keep crosses off city seals, protested to Chicago, insisting the trees-for-bags exchange unfairly benefits Christians, the Chicago Tribune reported. "The concern was that the city had constructed a well-intentioned program, but the effect was that only Christians had the opportunity to participate," Sherman told the paper. "Christians had the opportunity to receive the blue bags for free. Atheists and others would have had to pay."
Simple enough. Buy yourself a non-Christmas white pine and... Oh. Wait. You'd have to pay for it, wouldn't you? Like the Christians did for their Christmas trees...
Responding to Sherman, the city now will allow anyone to get the blue bags if they bring in a large bag of recyclable material. The city will now offer blue bags to anyone who visits one of 22 tree-recycling locations on Jan. 8 and brings a large bag of recyclable material. "We'd prefer the tree, but we're willing to permit that. We've always been flexible," streets and sanitation spokesman Matt Smith told the Tribune. "The main thing is that we want people to recycle, and we want to keep these trees out of the waste stream."
"Complaining atheists are free to bring a bag of poop..."
Sherman, of suburban Buffalo Grove, doesn't live in Chicago, but he called the city's law department on behalf of a Chicago resident. He told the Chicago paper that at one point he was told he could receive the blue bags if he brought in someone else's tree. "Atheists shouldn't have to go begging from home to home for a Christian who will sponsor them into this kind of government program," he said.
"Christians are icky"
While some argue that many non-Christians put up trees for the holidays, Sherman insists it's predominantly Christians who participate. "No self-respecting atheist or Jew or Hindu puts up a Christmas tree in their home unless they are Christian wannabes," he said. Sherman led a campaign to remove crosses from the municipal seals of the Illinois cities of Zion and Rolling Meadows.
I'm surprised he hasn't gotten around to complaining about the name "Zion" yet. Give him time.
Posted by:Steve

#16  Apparently Chicago has forgotten that the appropriate response to such behavior is to point and laugh until the moron plaintiff slinks off.

Hey! Another Royko reader!
Posted by: Steve White   2004-12-29 7:37:52 PM  

#15  LOL, Deacon - Massive Flashback!
Posted by: .com   2004-12-29 6:38:21 PM  

#14  I'm thinking the solution was much much simpler. If the activist is right there, and we have this giant mulcher going...give him the old heave-ho and the problem will now be lots of squishy bits flying out the out chute. I hear it makes good fertilizer or better yet, Soylent Green!
Posted by: Silentbrick   2004-12-29 6:17:18 PM  

#13  ...and now, the "airing of grievances".
Posted by: tu3031   2004-12-29 4:34:44 PM  

#12  "You must bring us a shrubbery".
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2004-12-29 4:29:30 PM  

#11  I have an excellent selection of Holiday trees for your buying pleasure. Buy one of my dry, yet piquant trees, take it to the county and turn it in for a lovely blue bags. BTW I will also buy your blue bags if you bring me a tree.
Posted by: Milo   2004-12-29 3:38:20 PM  

#10  Youse guys are being insensitive, Its a frickin' Holiday Tree!

Moonbats reading this thread may now feel violated and frightened by your rampant use of the word Christmas.
I hope you're all happy.
Posted by: JerseyMike   2004-12-29 3:11:58 PM  

#9  "Christians had the opportunity to receive the blue bags for free. Atheists and others would have had to pay."

Well no phuquing shit. If a person doesn't have something to trade, why should they get blue bags for free???
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2004-12-29 2:56:45 PM  

#8  Hmmmph!
Has it occurred to this narcissistic jackass that a great big pile of tinder-dry used Christmas trees would be ideal for an auto-da-fe?
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2004-12-29 12:25:19 PM  

#7  Your religion is irrelevant.

"Your religion is irrelevant. You will be assimilated into the Christmas Collective..."

(Seriously, when is someone going to get around to mentioning that Christmas trees, or for that matter the timing of Christmas itself, is something the Christians stole from the pagans?)
Posted by: Phil Fraering   2004-12-29 12:09:06 PM  

#6  I think the city should point out that you don't get the bag for being a Christian, you get it for turning in a Christmas tree. Your religion is irrelevant.

"No self-respecting atheist or Jew or Hindu puts up a Christmas tree in their home unless they are Christian wannabes," he said.

Being a Christian isn't like being a supermodel, a mob boss, or royalty. If you "wannabe" a Christian, you can be one; there's no rigorous qualification process. In that respect, it's kinda like being a nutcake "activist".

I'm an atheist. I also have a Christmas tree. Don't need any mulch, though.
Posted by: Angie Schultz   2004-12-29 11:58:19 AM  

#5  "Just toss 'em in the gutter and set 'em on fire, folks!"
Posted by: mojo   2004-12-29 11:11:35 AM  

#4  Apparently Chicago has forgotten that the appropriate response to such behavior is to point and laugh until the moron plaintiff slinks off.
Posted by: BH   2004-12-29 10:11:24 AM  

#3  I'm always surprised vigilantes don't beat the crap out of "people" like rob sherman, not for christianity, but for general assholery. We need to revert "activist" back to "gadfly" and take any level of esteem out of it
Posted by: Frank G   2004-12-29 10:07:13 AM  

#2  You're an obsessed one, Mr. Grinch…
Posted by: Korora   2004-12-29 10:00:57 AM  

#1  Hey!!! Look at ME!!!!
Posted by: Rob Sherman   2004-12-29 9:53:33 AM  

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