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Germany Lays Egg, Claims New Record (Hen Anonymous) |
2005-01-06 |
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#12 Psycho, we had a great time. I only got killed once. We were in the saddle from before sunrise till just before sundown. We were actually in Spring Hill. |
Posted by: Deacon Blues 2005-01-06 3:34:46 PM |
#11 "pk-AWWWWWWWWWWKKK! Whew!" |
Posted by: mojo 2005-01-06 1:53:05 PM |
#10 Hey Deacon, I completely forgot to ask you how your visit to Franklin was. Very poor manners on my part. It's a lovely town except for all the Yankee transplants and the highway signs that intentionally lead you astray (3 signs at an intersection...all say hwy 96 East...each one points in a different direction). Psycho Hillbilly When the Gunsmoke Settles We'll Sing A Victory Tune |
Posted by: Psycho Hillbilly 2005-01-06 1:27:55 PM |
#9 The chickens laying these eggs have been contaminated by Chernobyl fallout. And the yolk's on you. |
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama 2005-01-06 12:34:58 PM |
#8 Or a support group run afoul? |
Posted by: Captain America 2005-01-06 10:38:43 AM |
#7 "Hen Anonymous" -- a new support group? |
Posted by: Captain America 2005-01-06 10:38:15 AM |
#6 Plucked from the headlines . . . it's no yolk, people, and they're not just egging us on. |
Posted by: Mike 2005-01-06 8:40:43 AM |
#5 I worked at a poultry research place (Australia's CSIRO) once upon a time, used to take all the giant eggs home. The biggest I saw weighed 111.25 grams, and had 5 yolks. |
Posted by: Grunter 2005-01-06 8:33:36 AM |
#4 "Farm employees cannot determine which of the 35,000 hens laid the big egg because the eggs are collected each day by machine." Ummm... look for the hen that's walking funny? |
Posted by: Dave D. 2005-01-06 8:16:40 AM |
#3 http://www.upc-online.org/batthen.html I once had an ostrich egg for breakfast. My cavalry company was at a reenactment and the owner of the farm gave us an ostrich egg. It filled up 2 9 inch skillets. |
Posted by: Deacon Blues 2005-01-06 8:07:07 AM |
#2 Lol - Is that a challenge? Oh man, I could get banned... No, I'll just take it like a man. No, sorry, Mrs D - I have no eggs, today. :-) |
Posted by: .com 2005-01-06 7:28:59 AM |
#1 I'm shocked, shocked! to see a story like this from .com with no picture. The possibilities... |
Posted by: Mrs. Davis 2005-01-06 7:15:46 AM |