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Mrs. Arafat asks for help
2005-01-11
Better than the usual 419-scam e-mail; "Mrs. Arafat" has a French e-mail address (she lives in Paris) and the money is in a Belgian bank (EU headquarters). Anybody that wants to can reply to Miss Piggy Mrs. Arafat by clicking on the headline. Spelling and grammar unchanged from the original:
Dear Brother,

I hope this letter will meet you in good health as I have prayed to ALLAH and I hope this mail will not be surprising to you if you have been following current events in the international media with reference to the Middle East and Palestine in particular.

I am Mrs. SUHA ARAFAT, the wife of YASSER ARAFAT, the Palestinian leader who is in stable condition after he died recently in Paris. Since his death and even prior to the announcement, I have been thrown into a state of antagonism, confusion, humiliation, frustration and hopelessness by the present leadership of the Palestinian Liberation Organization and the new Prime Minister. I have even been subjected to psychological torture. As a widow that is so traumatized, I have lost confidence with everybody in the country at the moment.

You must have heard over the media reports and the Internet on the discovery of some fund in my husband secret bank account and companies and the allegations of some huge sums of money deposited by my husband which I have refuses to disclose or give up to the corrupt Palestine Government. In fact the total sum allegedly discovered by the Government so far is in the tune of about $4.5 Billion Dollars. And they are not relenting on their effort to make me poor for life. As you know, the Moslem community has no regards for woman, hence my desire for a foreign assistance.

My late husband deposited the sum of (45 million euros) fourty five million euros in a belgium bank. whose name is withheld for now until we open communication. I shall be grateful if you could receive this fund into your bank account.From the presnt account bearing my late husband name because,I do not want the money to get into the present Government.We have to transfer out the money from the account and close it completly.

Having known my condition , I decided to donated this money to Muslim organization that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want this Muslim organization or you to use this money in all sincerity to fund mosques, orphanages, widows, suicide bombers, beheadings, burkhas, secret police goon squads, hijackers, a liposuction for myself, and also propagating the word of ALLAH and to ensure that the society upholds the views and belief of the Holy Quran. The Holy Quran emphasizes so much on ALLAH'S benevolence and this has encourage me to take the bold step.

Because of my inability and my Daughter young age informal experience to handle this matter alone , I faced difficulties and incapacitated by the situation more so by the fact that I do not have the-know-how to handle ability because of my husband death and traumatized situation I am facing now.

I have made a decision well considered with my daugther Zahwa , to donate 40% of the money to Islamic orphanage home and organisation's. You will help me invest 50% of the money,While,10% will be for you considering the good and sincere effort and time you will put to see the transfer of the money to your account from the bank in Belgium.You will also help to secure a good accommodation for me in Qatar and also for the sake of ALLAH share the rest of the money to the needy.

I don't want my husband efforts to be used by non Muslims or something that will not please ALLAH. I dont want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this bold decision for I know that after death, I will be with ALLAH the most beneficent and the most merciful. My happiness is that I lived as a true devoted Muslims where I found peace and love. Whoever that wants to serve ALLAH must serve him in truth and in fairness. Please always be prayerful all through your life and also put me in your daily prayers to ALLAH,because with him,all things are possible.

I am giving you this information in total trust and confidence I will greatly appreciate if you accept my proposal in good faith. Please,In case you don't accept please do not let me out to the security and international media.

However, any delay in your reply will give room in sourcing for a Muslim organization or a devoted Muslim for this same purpose.


May the Almighty ALLAH continue to guide and protect you.I wait to hear from you soon.

Best regards,
Mrs. SUHA ARAFAT
Posted by:Mike

#12  tu,

I think you meant.

"Who's gonna write the letters when the she's Swine is found face down in the Seine?"
Posted by: Poison Reverse   2005-01-11 7:53:04 PM  

#11  Nigerian 419 scams are enough to make one go email postal--whatever that is.
Posted by: John Q. Citizen   2005-01-11 6:05:56 PM  

#10  Dishman. (no)
Posted by: Shipman   2005-01-11 5:42:30 PM  

#9  BAR - is it actually established that he's the father?
Posted by: Dishman   2005-01-11 4:09:19 PM  

#8  BAR - just like Michael Jackson: think Turkey Baster
Posted by: Frank G   2005-01-11 2:50:50 PM  

#7  I still can't grasp the concept (without gagging) of this twat climbing into the sack and riding the old fart. Is that kid really his? And if it's true, did she really (ugh) ride the wrinkled old prune? Or was the deed done artificially?

Crikes.....now I've lost my appetite...
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2005-01-11 2:48:37 PM  

#6  I didn't know she was Nigerian.....
Posted by: Desert Blondie   2005-01-11 2:17:03 PM  

#5  Araflat? You mean Rachel Corrie turned up under there?
Posted by: Steve from Relto   2005-01-11 1:55:33 PM  

#4  I had a araflat tire last week. No help however.
Posted by: Captain America   2005-01-11 1:53:34 PM  

#3  Who's gonna write the letters when she's found face down in the Seine?
Posted by: tu3031   2005-01-11 1:38:39 PM  

#2  SFR - lol!

I like this. It means she's unable to get her hands on any of that money - so she's willing to settle for half.
Posted by: 2b   2005-01-11 1:07:23 PM  

#1  Okay, let's hypnotize her into thinking that Rantburg is worthy of zakat. You are getting very sleepyyyyyyyyy…
Posted by: Steve from Relto   2005-01-11 12:49:27 PM  

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