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wheren art thou roseanne?
2005-01-12
No one knows for sure who he was, that Middle Eastern man in an American flag shirt and a cowboy hat who was supposed to sing the national anthem at a rodeo Friday night in the Salem Civic Center. But he sure shook up this town before leaving in a hurry. Introduced as Boraq Sagdiyev from Kazakhstan, he was said to be an immigrant touring America. A film crew was with him, doing some sort of documentary. And he wanted to sing "The Star-Spangled Banner" to show his appreciation, the announcer told the crowd.

Speaking in broken English, the mysterious man first told the decidedly pro-American crowd - it was a rodeo, of all things, in Salem, of all places - that he supported the war on terrorism. "I hope you kill every man, woman and child in Iraq, down to the lizards," he said, according to Brett Sharp of Star Country WSLC, who was also on stage that night as a media sponsor of the rodeo. An uneasy murmur ran through the crowd.

"And may George W. Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq," he continued, according to Robynn Jaymes, who co-hosts a morning radio show with Sharp and was also among the stunned observers. The crowd's reaction was loud enough for John Saunders, the civic center's assistant director, to hear from the front office. "It was a restless kind of booing," Saunders said. Then the man took off his hat and sang what he said was his native national anthem. He then told the crowd to be seated, put his hat back on, and launched into a butchered version of "The Star-Spangled Banner" that ended with the words "your home in the grave," Sharp said.
Posted by:muck4doo

#5  LOL Borat's back... Baron Cohen pulled a very similar stunt in the guise of Borat a few years ago during his first trip to the States - singing in front of a crowd at a sporting event. His trick that time was to sing his own 'anthem' in full, which took forever. That series was one of the funniest I've ever seen on TV (appealed to my somewhat absurd sense of humour) - his victims were across the political and social spectrum (he had Ralph Nader rapping, ridiculed the French language in conversation with "Boutros Boutros Boutro Boutros-Ghali", and seriously cheesed off the staff at the UN. Some real hoots with some real dupes). Sadly he's become more political and less genuinely funny with successive series, and he's hardly worth watching any more.
Posted by: Bulldog   2005-01-12 5:56:28 PM  

#4  Any applicable provision in the Patriot Act here? Like, get the fudge outta here, pilgrim?
Posted by: Captain America   2005-01-12 5:25:19 PM  

#3  LOL! Mucki you're just plane weird. You must have the search boolean from Bedlam or some such.
Posted by: Shipman   2005-01-12 3:53:40 PM  

#2  I'd subscribe to HBO just to see this d!ckhead dragged and stomped by a bull.
Posted by: ed   2005-01-12 3:08:22 PM  

#1  The funniest man in Kazakhstan! Well, the Kazaks have never really been known for their humor....
Posted by: Secret Master   2005-01-12 2:29:00 PM  

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