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Iraqi voting disrupts news reports of bombings
2005-01-30
ScrappleFace
(2005-01-30) -- News reports of terrorist bombings in Iraq were marred Sunday by shocking graphic images of Iraqi "insurgents" voting by the millions in their first free democratic election.

Despite reporters' hopes that a well-orchestrated barrage of mortar attacks and suicide bombings would put down the so-called 'freedom insurgency', hastily-formed battalions of rebels swarmed polling places to cast their ballots -- shattering the status quo and striking fear into the hearts of the leaders of the existing terror regime.

Hopes for a return to the stability of tyranny waned as rank upon rank of Iraqi men and women filed out of precinct stations, each armed with the distinctive mark of the new freedom guerrillas -- an ink-stained index finger, which one former Ba'athist called "the evidence of their betrayal of 50 years of Iraqi tradition."

Journalists struggled to put a positive spin on the day's events, but the video images of tyranny's traitors choosing a future of freedom overwhelmed the official story of bloodshed and mayhem.
Posted by:Korora

#4   this may be Scrappleface, but this is no joke.

I have totally lost the ability to distinguish between ScrappleFace posts and news from 'legitimate' sources like Rooters and the Beeb without looking at the link address. I don't know whether to blame Scott Ott or the rest of the nutjobs on this planet for this sorry state of affairs.

As for the Iraqi election, any bets on who will be the first to claim the turnout was much, much higher when Saddam was the only candidate?
Posted by: SteveS   2005-01-30 6:15:06 PM  

#3  Hey yall, this may be Scrappleface, but this is no joke.

Another website I hang out on has a few people who go trolling on DU and the mood reported over there is nothing short of highly refined psychosis.

One of the quoted posts talks about how they hope that the Iraqis decide to revolt against whatever govnerment is elected, because it just has to be a trick by Bush to get at the OIL!!!

It my considered opinion that this skeleton in the closet of the Democratic party will end up fomenting revolution in the US. They have simply forgotten that it is not they who have all the guns . . .
Posted by: Jame Retief   2005-01-30 5:17:54 PM  

#2  I bet Dan Rather is pretty much upset about all this freedom and democracy breaking out.....
Posted by: CrazyFool   2005-01-30 12:58:28 PM  

#1  ROTF. This election could also redefine what it means to give someone the finger
Posted by: Matt   2005-01-30 12:41:45 PM  

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