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Africa: North
Moroccan Moonbats Claim Allah's Swell
2005-01-30
Thousands of people have demonstrated in support of a Moroccan newspaper which claimed that the tsunami was an act of divine retribution. The newspaper of Morocco's Islamic party, PJD, said the disaster showed God's displeasure with South-East Asia's sex tourism industry.
So He clobbered Aceh? That makes sense. Islamic sense, but sense...
The comments have provoked outrage among people who aren't nuts human rights groups and rival political parties. But the protesters defended the newspaper's right to express its views.
I consider that to be a good sign. Everybody has the right to express an opinion, everybody has the right to throw rotted fruit when the opinion's stoopid...
The Attajdid newspaper said that Morocco could face a similar disaster to the devastating tidal wave if it did not stamp out immorality.
Moroccan immorality looks kind of different from the kind of immorality we're used to...
The articles have been condemned on Moroccan television and have prompted calls for censorship of the press.
Not a good idea. Rotted tomatoes work better...
The PJD said that 5,000 people took to the streets of the capital, Rabat, in support of the party.
It was an interesting sight, all those people rolling their eyes and jumping up and down...
A counter-demonstration called by human rights groups failed to materialise.
"Sorry. Can't make it. My eyes are too tired!"
The BBC's Pascale Harter says there is widespread fear among moderate Moroccans that support for radical Islamic opinions is growing.
"They're raving loonies! We moderates know it was the HinJews wot did it."
Posted by:Bulldog

#8  Tom, he has a point though.
Posted by: true nuff   2005-01-30 7:14:28 PM  

#7  Sea - From the much-missed SatireWire: HinJews
Posted by: .com   2005-01-30 6:52:20 PM  

#6  No, Ship, Ima start to think maybe Mike is a Bandwidth Sucker.
Posted by: Tom   2005-01-30 2:38:13 PM  

#5  
From Alexander Pope's Essay on Man, written in 1733-1734:

And who but wishes to invert the laws
Of order, sins against th' eternal cause.

Ask for what end the heav'nly bodies shine,
Earth for whose use? pride answers, ''Tis for mine:
For me kind nature wakes her genial pow'r,
Suckles each herb, and spreads out ev'ry flow'r;
Annual for me, the grape, the rose renew
The juice nectareous, and the balmy dew;
For me, the mine a thousand treasures brings;
For me, health gushes from a thousand springs,
Seas roll to waft me, suns to light me rise;
My foot-stool earth, my canopy the skies.'

But errs not nature from this gracious end,
From burning suns when livid deaths descend,
When earthquakes swallow, or when tempests sweep
Towns to one grave, whole nations to the deep?
'No ('tis reply'd) the first almighty cause
Acts not by partial, but by gen'ral laws;
Th' exceptions few; some change since all began:
And what created perfect?'- Why then man?

If the great end be human happiness,
Then nature deviates; and can man do less?
As much that end a constant course requires
Of show'rs and sun-shine, as of man's desires;
As much eternal springs and cloudless skies,
As men for ever temp'rate, calm, and wise.

If plagues or earthquakes break not Heav'n's design,
Why then a Borgia, or a Catiline?
Who knows but he, whose hand the light'ning forms,
Who heaves old ocean, and who wings the storms;
Pours fierce ambition in a Caesar's mind,
Or turns young Ammon loose to scourge mankind?

From pride, from pride, our very reas'ning springs;
Account for moral as for nat'ral things:
Why charge we heav'n in those, in these acquit?
In both, to reason right is to submit.

Better for us, perhaps, it might appear,
Were there all harmony, all virtue here;
That never air or ocean felt the wind,
That never passion discompos'd the mind.
But all subsists by elemental strife;
And passions are the elements of life.

The gen'ral order, since the whole began,
Is kept in nature, and is kept in man.
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Posted by: Mike Sylwester   2005-01-30 2:23:57 PM  

#4  Ima start to think maybe Mike is a Presbertirian.
Posted by: Shipman   2005-01-30 12:01:54 PM  

#3  HinJooos. Heh.
Posted by: Seafarious   2005-01-30 9:47:36 AM  

#2  
When Allan created the universe, he arranged the movement of the Earth's geotectonic plates in order to show his displeasure with sex tourism.
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Posted by: Mike Sylwester   2005-01-30 9:37:39 AM  

#1  Censorship=bad....ridicule and derision=good
Posted by: Raptor   2005-01-30 8:04:28 AM  

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