A WELSH rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby. Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at Leigh Social Club: "If Wales win, I'll cut my balls off." Ya gotta love those hardcore fans...
Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.
WRONG!
But after the game Mr Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 metres back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.
Woah! Think I'll be passing on dinner tonight, Nigel...
Police said he had a history of mental problems.
Mental problems, alcohol, knives and sporting events. A bad combination.
Wales's 11-9 victory at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win in 12 years.
Great! Maybe they'll send him a tshirt or... something.
The man was rushed to hospital after the incident.A local said the man was on medication and should not have been drinking.
Investigative journalism at it's finest.
A Gwent Police spokeswoman said yesterday: "We received a call from the ambulance service at approximately 9pm on the 5th to inform us of a situation at the Leigh Social Club in which a man had indeed severed his own testicles."
These are his, right? Nobody else is missing any? Just making sure...
She said the man was taken to Heath Hospital but could not confirm his condition.
My bet? Not too good.