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Home Front: Tech
Hewlett Packard ousts boss amid doubts about direction
2005-02-11
CARLY 'There was once a civilization that was the greatest in the world.' FIORINA, gets the big A.

l'll end by telling a story.

There was once a civilization that was the greatest in the world.

It was able to create a continental super-state that stretched from ocean to ocean, and from northern climes to tropics and deserts. Within its dominion lived hundreds of millions of people, of different creeds and ethnic origins.

One of its languages became the universal language of much of the world, the bridge between the peoples of a hundred lands. Its armies were made up of people of many nationalities, and its military protection allowed a degree of peace and prosperity that had never been known. The reach of this civilization's commerce extended from Latin America to China, and everywhere in between.

And this civilization was driven more than anything, by invention. Its architects designed buildings that defied gravity. Its mathematicians created the algebra and algorithms that would enable the building of computers, and the creation of encryption. Its doctors examined the human body, and found new cures for disease. Its astronomers looked into the heavens, named the stars, and paved the way for space travel and exploration.

Its writers created thousands of stories. Stories of courage, romance and magic. Its poets wrote of love, when others before them were too steeped in fear to think of such things.

When other nations were afraid of ideas, this civilization thrived on them, and kept them alive. When censors threatened to wipe out knowledge from past civilizations, this civilization kept the knowledge alive, and passed it on to others.

While modern Western civilization shares many of these traits, the civilization I'm talking about was the Islamic world from the year 800 to 1600, which included the Ottoman Empire and the courts of Baghdad, Damascus and Cairo, and enlightened rulers like Suleiman the Magnificent.

Although we are often unaware of our indebtedness to this other civilization, its gifts are very much a part of our heritage. The technology industry would not exist without the contributions of Arab mathematicians. Sufi poet-philosophers like Rumi challenged our notions of self and truth. Leaders like Suleiman contributed to our notions of tolerance and civic leadership.

And perhaps we can learn a lesson from his example: It was leadership based on meritocracy, not inheritance. It was leadership that harnessed the full capabilities of a very diverse populationâ€"that included Christianity, Islamic, and Jewish traditions.

This kind of enlightened leadership —leadership that nurtured culture, sustainability, diversity and courage —led to 800 years of invention and prosperity.
Posted by:tipper [http://armedstruggle.blogspot.com/]

#20  thank you trailing wife!
Posted by: 11A5S   2005-02-11 10:16:04 PM  

#19  Wasn't it one of the founders of HP who came out vociferously against the merger???

One other thing, what's the fembot movement to do??? She skrewed the pooch.
Posted by: anonymous2u   2005-02-11 5:37:43 PM  

#18  Good luck, 11A5S -- I've no doubt you'll impress the heck out of them!
Posted by: trailing wife   2005-02-11 3:56:35 PM  

#17  Thanks, Tom. That means a lot to me, going into a job interview as I am in about an hour.

Yeah, Lex, the dotcom era is officially over. It was weird being part of it. One always knew it was a bit of a scam but I'm glad I was there anyway.
Posted by: 11A5S   2005-02-11 3:37:32 PM  

#16  The dotcom era's offically over. Good riddance.

to Carleton, power was all that mattered

Don't forget being a rockstar and politician-in-the-making. I feel for the HP engineers who were forced to whoop it up at her periodic Carlypaloozas.

One of them noted the utter humiliation of HP distributing iPods: "On our logo it says HP invent. Not HP distribute"
Posted by: thibaud (aka lex)   2005-02-11 2:38:54 PM  

#15  Again, it's putting in energy at the appropriate points to maintain order that counts. In a technology company, you can't do that if you know medieval history better than the technology. I have no doubt that 11A5S could have done a better job than Fiorina.
Posted by: Tom   2005-02-11 1:50:45 PM  

#14  I worked for one of HP's suppliers. Carleton (her full name) was like so many people hanging around tech. She saw it as a path to power, but never had any real love for the technology. I'll bet dollars to donuts that she never understood Intel's strategy on the motherboard, let alone Intel's greatest weakness (mixed signal engineering). She probably couldn't tell you why serial communications channels were replacing parallel ones and why the PC companies were failing to get any traction in SOHO networking and broadband. Instead, she waxed mystical about khalifa (medieval history was her undergrad major) and meritocracy when she had just destroyed one of the most meritocratic corporate cultures ever known. Every successful executive enjoys power to some extent, but to Carleton, power was all that mattered.
Posted by: 11A5S   2005-02-11 1:24:47 PM  

#13  Sgt Mom, Frank G - LOL
Posted by: Laurence of the Rats   2005-02-11 11:10:42 AM  

#12  Ummmm "Petra Principle" in this case
Posted by: Frank G   2005-02-11 10:06:04 AM  

#11  The "Peter Principle" in action, LotR...
Posted by: Sgt. Mom   2005-02-11 9:53:01 AM  

#10  I work for one of HP's main competitors, and we have all been highly amused by this whole situation (in the manner of watching the other team's QB self destruct their lead away in the second half, that is). My wife does contract work another of HPs rivals, and she is seeing the same thing over there as well.

Absorbing Compaq was a terrible idea, it was seemed obvious to lowly types like me when HP did it. There must be some salary level that if you exceed it, then you start to get blind to bad ideas. :-/
Posted by: Laurence of the Rats   2005-02-11 9:11:49 AM  

#9  "Complexity theory tells us that imbalance and asymmetry resolves itself in time..."
In thermodynamics we call it "entropy" and it means that things degrade unless you put in some energy at the appropriate points to maintain order. The Judeo/Christian world had religous and political reformation at the appropriate points. Islam and Fiorina just degraded.
Posted by: Tom   2005-02-11 8:54:48 AM  

#8  $21 million? I'd be happy to screw up royally for a mere $5 million.

Her strategy was flawed from the start. She wanted to emulate IBM (services leading the way, software and hardware providing support) by buying a PC company (!!!???). To underscore her failure of vision, it's noteworthy that IBM got rid of PC manufacturing while keeping the PC service, sales and financing arms.

Bottom line: she's no strategist, and she was too arrogant to listen to others.
Posted by: PlanetDan   2005-02-11 8:36:13 AM  

#7  I read one report that when she came to speak at one of the HP plants, they had to sneak her in the back enterence and hid all the china coffee cups, replacing them with "safer" paper ones to protect her. When I heard that I knew the company was doomed.
Posted by: Steve   2005-02-11 8:31:09 AM  

#6  That"Golden Parachute"deal is nothing but corruption.No other word describes a situation where an employee can"screw the pooch",ruin a company and walk away filthy rich.
Posted by: raptor   2005-02-11 7:44:58 AM  

#5  I knew at least 10 people working for HP (Rancho Bernardo, San Diego area) who lost their jobs when The Horned Bitch of Hell (other colorful epithets were around, such as The C**tess of Compaq) came to take over. She will not be missed and it sucks that she and her ilk get golden parachutes - when the people who actually make companies successful merely get the shaft via a pink slip.
Posted by: .com   2005-02-11 4:54:51 AM  

#4  I've had quite a lot of dealings with HP. They never got beyond being 'box shifters'. Dell killed them on price and IBM killed them on services. Carly talked a model between the two but never made it a reality.
Posted by: phil_b   2005-02-11 4:36:31 AM  

#3  Well, as an über-parasitic culture, it applied the acquire-coopt-extinguish mode of affairs. The achievements of the 11th-12th century happened not because of Islam and the culture that it brought, but despite of it. After that, the fundie outlook took a hold and the Islamic civilization was on its way to stagnation and decline. Ottomans breathed some life into it at about 1600 by their affinity to sufi branch ideas, but in mere century, the parasitic nature sucked the ideas out and the courtians engaged in bitter disputes whether the stuffed turban or fez was an appropriate headdress (had something to do with moon-god be able to see into one's soul) that resulted in almost a civil war.

I would recommend that this Fiorina schlemiel go live in Magic Kingdom, to experience on her own the legacy of the civilization she so admires.
Posted by: Sobiesky   2005-02-11 4:31:50 AM  

#2  At least she had a vision. Too bad she had it 10 years too late in an industry where 10 weeks is an eternity.

Better luck next time Carly ... NOT!
Posted by: AzCat   2005-02-11 4:16:30 AM  

#1  She arranged a takeover of Compaq, and the rest is bona fide history. Bye, Bye, fem-schmuck.
Posted by: IToldYouSo   2005-02-11 3:27:50 AM  

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