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China-Japan-Koreas
Kim's Birthday Celebration
2005-02-18
From the Telegraph

...Children's dance displays, synchronised swimming, fireworks and Kim's personal touch - flower shows featuring the Kimjongilia, a form of magnolia specially bred to bloom early in his honour - marked the 63 years of North Korea's "Dear Leader".

An army dance ensemble performed a concert featuring numbers such as General on a Galloping White Horse and a female solo, I Do Not Know a Warmer Bosom.

Pyongyang's central square "turned into rising waves of dances when the participants presented more enthusiastic dances, waving the flags of the supreme commander", said the official Korean Central News Agency.

"The Korean people unanimously revere leader Kim Jong-il as a brilliant commander," it added. The KCNA's clear assertion that Kim's personality cult is alive and well will come as a blow to those opponents who had hoped from recent leaks from inside the reclusive country that his power was heading for collapse...

Since losing its main backer, the Soviet Union, at the beginning of the 1990s, North Korea has suffered a famine in which at least a million people are thought to have died, industrial collapse, power shortages and now rampant inflation as tentative economic reforms are tried out...

"The day is an auspicious holiday for progressive people all over the world," said the KCNA.
Posted by:Pappy

#13  The North Korean common people have been digging up the recently dead, and killing the recently born, because there is nothing else for them to eat. The new announcement that the food ration will be cut again will just aggravate that particular behaviour. One way or another, the situation there needs to be fixed very soon.
Posted by: trailing wife   2005-02-18 10:02:48 PM  

#12  The Korean peoples fought hard to protect themselves from the Ming, Mongols, Manchus, and invading Japanese samurai armies under Hideoyoshi-Ieyasu, ...etc only to end up in the Cold War with Commies who proclaim Korean unity and sovereignty but covertly take orders from Moscow and Beijing, AND STILL DO EVEN AS THEY AND THEIR CHILDREN STARVE UNTO SELF-OBLIVION.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2005-02-18 9:55:14 PM  

#11  Serve any "long pigs/cows" ala SOLYENT GREEN, or is the good stuff reserved, as usual, for the Norkies fav national predator!? Socialist and Commie Utopia > happiness is a PC well-regulated slave who doesn't know or believe he's a slave - his wine, wealth, lands, identity, women and pet dog, each any and all, jointly andor severally, belongs to the State, and second to the Red Army, even his kimchee!
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2005-02-18 9:48:39 PM  

#10  "Hello, Mr. Kim, this is George W. Bush. I hear it's your birthday, and I know how much you like nuclear weapons, so I got one for you. . . . Yeah, it's one of them new bunker-busters. . . . I'm having it delivered right to your front door. . . ."
Posted by: Mike   2005-02-18 7:56:53 PM  

#9  Fiber, yes, but the other parts are wheat flour and salt -- both key components in a starvation diet. And, NorK just announced another ration reduction.
Posted by: trailing wife   2005-02-18 5:52:25 PM  

#8  Not exactly, tu - way too much fiber in that diet.
Posted by: Emeril Lagasse   2005-02-18 2:04:49 PM  

#7  Nah. Paper machier is good eats in Norkland.
Posted by: tu3031   2005-02-18 1:46:24 PM  

#6  A parade with no giant puppets?
Posted by: john   2005-02-18 1:39:04 PM  

#5  Couldn't find those exact songs, but, there is this site with MIDIs:



North Korean MIDIs including ones close to the "spirit", however Cognac induced to the birthday offerings, one dealing with "The (Little) General" and the other dealing with horses...:

The Hoofbeats on Mt. Paek-du


(Stolen from an American Western - "The Duke" would be pissed...)

General Kim Jeong-Il


(Self elevated - same modus opperandi as Saddahm before "Whaki Iraqi" began his subterrainian life.)

Found no North Korean music about Bosoms. Pity.

It's fun to hate this guy. If he weren't a mass butcher, he'd be thuroughly entertaining...

Posted by: BigEd   2005-02-18 12:12:49 PM  

#4  ...Children’s dance displays, synchronised swimming, fireworks and Kim’s personal touch - flower shows
Presumably the flowers double as half-time snacks.
Posted by: Howard UK   2005-02-18 9:29:05 AM  

#3  Everybody loves a parade -- especially if they'll be sent to a gulag for not participating.
Posted by: Tom   2005-02-18 9:29:05 AM  

#2  "I Do Not Know a Warmer Bosom"

Clearly calls for research.
Posted by: Chuck Simmins   2005-02-18 9:23:28 AM  

#1  "...An army dance ensemble performed a concert featuring numbers such as General on a Galloping White Horse and a female solo, I Do Not Know a Warmer Bosom."

...Ya know, I was going to call this 'creepy' - but 'creepy' would have been an improvement.

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2005-02-18 7:47:46 AM  

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