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Afghanistan/South Asia | |
Boys, girls married off to puppies to ward off 'evil' | |
2005-02-24 | |
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Posted by:Steve White |
#20 It all sounds like lots of fun to me. A wedding, a band, children, puppies and tooth fairies. Children being forced to sleep with (gasp!) puppies. Not exactly my idea of a nightmare...more like a pleasant dream sequence. |
Posted by: 2b 2005-02-24 6:44:27 PM |
#19 Sometimes, even the dog will object to the situation... |
Posted by: BigEd 2005-02-24 6:27:42 PM |
#18 Lol, Sgt! Phil - I don't get ya. Hmmm, I just know I'm going to regret being your straight-man, heh, but okay, I'm game: What about dogs and chocolate? ;-) |
Posted by: .com 2005-02-24 6:20:43 PM |
#17 Robert C. - YOU RASCAL! |
Posted by: BigEd 2005-02-24 6:19:10 PM |
#16 I suppose any discussion of "doggy-style" would be inappropriate. |
Posted by: Sgt.D.T. 2005-02-24 6:17:43 PM |
#15 .com: You mean noone told you about dogs and chocolate? |
Posted by: Phil Fraering 2005-02-24 6:05:23 PM |
#14 "Hey, Sanjay! Your wife's a real dog!" "Oh yeah, Raj? At least she's got a pedigree....unlike your brother Krishna's wife!" |
Posted by: Desert Blondie 2005-02-24 1:34:47 PM |
#13 Perspective... How Dogs and Women are Alike How Women are Better than Dogs How Dogs are Better than Women |
Posted by: .com 2005-02-24 1:02:13 PM |
#12 There are probably lots of reasons why marrying dogs is good. o No complaints about your sloppy eating habits. o Leaving the toilet seat up makes it easier for your spouse to get a drink. o You can refer to your wife as a bitch and be completely and utterly correct. |
Posted by: Robert Crawford 2005-02-24 12:35:49 PM |
#11 Multiculturalphobes and caninephobes. That they are different don't mean they aren't as good or a moral. Don't be trapped by your capitalist/Judeo-Christian/afraid-of-thems-who-is-different mind set. There are probably lots of reasons why marrying dogs is good. |
Posted by: Hank 2005-02-24 12:31:41 PM |
#10 After a bath, the children are taken to a place of worship in a procession accompanied by a band. But is the new canine spouse is left tied up outside the mud hut, so it won't soil the dirt floor inside? |
Posted by: BigEd 2005-02-24 11:46:00 AM |
#9 Ed- Considering where this is, I doubt they have either a toilet or carpet;) |
Posted by: Spot 2005-02-24 10:07:39 AM |
#8 I consider drinking out of the toilet and peeing on the carpet to be bad. |
Posted by: ed 2005-02-24 9:36:55 AM |
#7 At least having the in-laws over for a visit won't be so bad. |
Posted by: Dar 2005-02-24 9:32:04 AM |
#6 This sums it up for me. |
Posted by: .com 2005-02-24 9:26:16 AM |
#5 speechless |
Posted by: Tom 2005-02-24 9:16:58 AM |
#4 Marrying a child to a dog? That's downright evil. |
Posted by: Steve from Relto 2005-02-24 9:03:53 AM |
#3 Lotta opium production up Jharkhand way? |
Posted by: tu3031 2005-02-24 8:20:12 AM |
#2 cause: first tooth in upper jaw, meet effect: dog marriage. Ooookay... |
Posted by: Spot 2005-02-24 8:18:28 AM |
#1 "Ah, your teeth are coming in the wrong order? Let's see what the dental textbook says... Page 184... Hmmmmmmm. Marry patient to a dog. "That will be $45, please. Do you need me to write out a prescription?" |
Posted by: Jackal 2005-02-24 8:13:09 AM |