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| Russian surgeons grow penis on man's forearm |
| 2005-04-10 |
| A Russian man born with genitals so small that he was unable to have sex has been given the chance to lead a normal love life after a new penis was "grown" on his arm during pioneering surgery. In an 11-hour operation, plastic surgeons in Moscow removed the 28-year-old's undersized penis and stitched it on to his left forearm, where they grafted on additional flesh and tissue taken from his inner arm. The newly enlarged organ, which had grown from less than 2ins to nearly 7ins, was then reattached to his groin. Details of the procedure at the link. |
| Posted by:Bulldog |
| #16 (If they'd grown it on his nose he'd have been French?) Cyrano de Bergerac? |
| Posted by: SwissTex 2005-04-10 10:53:22 PM |
| #15 .com~~ Here COMES Sergei ready or not!! ANdrea Jackson |
| Posted by: Andrea 2005-04-10 8:25:30 PM |
| #14 He is really giving Adam and Eve some STIFF competition! He may have more than one woman after him- lets not have curosity kill the cat! Andrea Jackson |
| Posted by: to be or not to be 2005-04-10 7:31:39 PM |
| #13 I'm now wondering if they're allowed in Saudi Arabia. |
| Posted by: Phil Fraering 2005-04-10 1:44:10 PM |
| #12 For the uninitiated, the Good Rev Dobbs' picture is here. Note that he is an icon harkening back to a simpler time - not a real person. He is the High Epopt and Living Slack Master. Everybody's just looking for a little Slack. The website is seriously unserious. Have a peek - and laugh your ass off, they do. |
| Posted by: .com 2005-04-10 12:50:46 PM |
| #11 CrazyFool: "Bob" is J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, of the Church of the SubGenius. And I've no idea if he and the Enzyte guy are related. Otherwise, I've heard it said that they should have xplanted the penis to the man's forehead, which would be much more convenient except when chewing tobacco or eating soup. |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2005-04-10 12:41:05 PM |
| #10 "Enzyte" - IIUC, watch for it to be pulled from ads for fraud, like most of those "miracle dong" pills - it's just vitamins and herbs |
| Posted by: Frank G 2005-04-10 11:10:52 AM |
| #9 I bet 'Bob' is pissed! (For you non-Amaericans 'Bob' is a guy in a TV ad for some 'Male enhancement' pill (sorry... didn't need to write the name down...). He always appears with a smile on his face (and a silly grin on his wife's too...). |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2005-04-10 11:05:50 AM |
| #8 Wow, Glenmore, even I don't French-bash that much! |
| Posted by: Tom 2005-04-10 11:02:08 AM |
| #7 Seems like if they'd grown it on his chin he'd have been REALLY popular with the ladies. (If they'd grown it on his nose he'd have been French?) |
| Posted by: Glenmore 2005-04-10 9:55:46 AM |
| #6 Is that a tennis elbow or are you just happy to see me? |
| Posted by: Poison Reverse 2005-04-10 9:28:26 AM |
| #5 Gee, Why does Ivan break out in a sweat when he shakes hands? |
| Posted by: whitecollar redneck 2005-04-10 9:13:11 AM |
| #4 And the answer is: From the turret, of course... |
| Posted by: .com 2005-04-10 6:12:12 AM |
| #3 This is a rather unique situation - allowing size to be determined, although the author of the article and phil_b seem to be in dispute. In the real world, when a claim is made, the question is always, "Measuring from where, pray tell?" |
| Posted by: .com 2005-04-10 6:08:49 AM |
| #2 This was in Pravda a couple of weeks back and I recall the metric size was larger than 7". |
| Posted by: phil_b 2005-04-10 4:54:32 AM |
| #1 Cool, now he may have 7" wet noodle. |
| Posted by: Sobiesky 2005-04-10 4:28:11 AM |
