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-Short Attention Span Theater-

"Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad/I'm hot for teacher!"

2005-04-13

TRYST TEACHER'S SHAME
by David Andreatta, NY Post.
EFL.
Life imitates old Van Halen single . . . .
A Manhattan high-school teacher slept with her student for months and got pregnant with his child — but gave him only a barely passing 65 in social-studies class, according to a bombshell report obtained by The Post. The 18-year-old boy toy
[ouch!]
from the HS for Health Professions and Human Services shrugged off the grade, but couldn't forgive his teacher, Rhianna Ellis, 25, for reneging on her promise to abort the pregnancy.
He's attending a vocational school for future apparatchiks of the nanny state. Looks like he's got the liberal mindset down pat already.
The details of the sordid 10-month affair — which included romps at a Queens motel and "one last time" in Ellis' Queens home — were chronicled in a recent letter from Special Schools Investigator Richard Condon to Chancellor Joel Klein. . . . The teen, whom investigators describe only as ~~"Humpy"~~ ~~"the male equivalent of Nabokov's 'Lolita'"~~ "Student B," said he had sex with Ellis four times a week at the onset of their affair in August 2003 — settling for three times a week as the relationship wound down in March 2004, according to the letter. By the end of May, the student had broken up with his teacher because she was "jealous, possessive and paranoid," but not before engaging in a final tryst at her home — with disastrous consequences. The student told probers that Ellis called him in June to tell him that she was pregnant with his child, investigators said. When he blew up in anger and suggested she have an abortion, Ellis allegedly agreed. By last fall, however, Ellis was five months pregnant, and in October filed for an unpaid "restoration of health" sabbatical, investigators said. . . . The teen first became smitten with Ellis when she was his teacher in the 10th grade, telling investigators that she was "hot," . . .
No, she's not. There's a picture accompanying the article. Call it youthful misjudgment.

Posted by:Mike

#13 Dave D.?
Frank?

Don't make me say it, ima married.

Posted by: Sssssshipman 2005-04-13 7:44:51 PM

#12 Was that photo link to the teacher or to the Deter Sprockets fan club website?

Posted by: Capsu78 2005-04-13 7:00:37 PM

#11 Well, on the "hot" issue - on the picture
a. She's just had a baby - her figure is out of whack. Pregnancy does that.
b. She's got glasses on and her hair is up
c. Her expression is not a flattering one.
d. She could well "clean up nice", or may have pre-baby.

Posted by: buwaya 2005-04-13 5:45:25 PM

#10 ..elling investigators that she was "hot," . . .

I don't see anything remarkable there. I wonder if the investigators had to hold back laughter upon hearing the "hot" label?

Posted by: Bomb-a-rama 2005-04-13 5:02:01 PM

#9 Now the kid's on the hook for 60% of his income in child support for the next 18 years. Way to screw up your life, buddy.

Posted by: gromky 2005-04-13 4:51:47 PM

#8 At least she's not Andrea Dworkin ugly, but then again, who is?

Posted by: tu3031 2005-04-13 4:39:06 PM

#7 That's as cleaned up as she probably gets. Only serious testosterone posioning would cause a normal young male to consider this chubby Olive Oil chick "hot."

Posted by: thibaud (aka lex) 2005-04-13 4:26:44 PM

#6 I think she blinded me.

Posted by: Chuck Simmins 2005-04-13 4:23:01 PM

#5 I'd bet she cleans up well. The picture looks like it was definitely her casual day.

Posted by: Robert Crawford 2005-04-13 4:13:41 PM

#4 With a 65 in social sciences, I'm baffled how he figured out it was a female. Had to look twice myself.

Posted by: BH 2005-04-13 4:08:39 PM

#3 Teen boy,anything warm and wet.Wonder if he has to shave his palm?

Posted by: raptor 2005-04-13 4:08:27 PM

#2 98.6? Check.
Femalian? Check.
Standard-issue plumbing? Check.
Teenaged male? Check.
Alive? Check.

Surprise meter at zero, lol!

Picture not showing up now, for me, anyway...
here's the link to it.

Posted by: .com 2005-04-13 4:05:56 PM

#1 Well, when a teenager's hormones get percolating just about anything looks good. Although somebody who gets a 65 in social sciences isn't likely to have a triple-digit IQ.

Posted by: Jonathan 2005-04-13 3:48:41 PM

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